More Tidbits
________________________________________________________________ Haley Joel Osment has plead "no contest" to two drunk driving charges. Osment was sentenced to three years probation, 60 hours of alcohol rehab and three months of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. He was fined $1,500. Hey Haley...we know being a child actor is hard...but you've got talent, so don't throw your life away over drugs and alcohol. I really do NOT want to see a VH1 show called "Breaking Osment"...so hang in there buddy!
Anna Nicole has FINALLY buried her son, 39 days after his death and like 35 days after her "wedding" to Howard K. Stern. Classsssssssy
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are friends again. In fact, they were photographed a few days ago walking around together with their kids. Look, I'm all for being CIVIL with each other for the kids' sakes....but if the charges Denise made about Charlie were true at all (and I doubt they were), would she really want to be his FRIEND? Give me a break. She is either seriously whacked or a total liar.
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Thursday Night TV
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So, tonight on tv I learned... Not only is Betty still ugly, but fat Carol is a whore. And Betty's nephew will undoubtedly be the next winner of Project Runway.
Over on Survivor, I saw some of the castaways getting the crap beat out of them...they were choked, clawed, kicked, and in some cases, almost stripped of their already skimpy nasty clothes. The things people will do just for a few pieces of bread and lamb!
My back-to-back doctor shows, Grey's Anatomy & ER didn't disappoint...they piled on the heavy weepy drama just as usual. I used to love Thursday nights...now I'm lucky if I get through all the dramas without slitting my wrists. On Gray's: McDreamy told McSteamy they aren't friends anymore...is this really news? I thought that was a given once McSteamy screwed McSlutty years ago! McFatso dumped McWimpy but he didn't quite get it. McSurgeon was mean to McMeanie but she helped him sew someone up anyways, which inspired McMopey to quit moping around and get back to work.
I can't even summarize ER now, cuz they don't have cool names like all the McLosers.
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DOOL Videos
________________________________________________________________ Okay, I know most of you don't watch Days of Our Lives...but I'd still like you to meet my latest boyfriend - EJ Wells. I know...totally lame name. But he's British and he flutters his eyes a lot...and he's just so dashing, charming, and confident. I love it! This isn't the BEST clip of him...it's his and Sami's first kiss. But most of the videos I could find with him were cheezy montages uber-fans made with horrible music over-riding his sexy voice.
And here's another classic clip that aired just yesterday. To the best of my recollection, this is the first time I've seen Carrie get really pissed and violent. The first few seconds of this video are one of Days' best cat fights ever! (they don't have many of those though)
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All You Need is Love...and a Really Good Lawyer
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Heather "one-legged" Mills-McCartney is really hitting below the belt in her recent accusations against Sir Paul. Her loooooong laundry list of his abusive behavior is too long for me to put in here....so here's a link. But basically she makes him out to be the devil. IF these accusations are true, then Paul is not only going to be paying her a lot of money, but he may also be making a trip to hell after he dies.
However, I've never liked/trusted Heather...She has always struck me as a money-hungry bitch. Soooo I hope most of her accusations are lies. Come on...would the guy in this photo be capable of such heinous things?
Paul has responded to these accusations by not responding. His spokesman released a statement saying that Paul would respond to these accusations in the proper forum (meaning court).
Hey, if I was married to that beyotch, I would've taken her wooden leg and beat her with it if she sassed me. And if she wasn't good in bed, I'd start off each morning with the game "find the missing leg". But that's just me...
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________________________________________________________________ A dark and heinous video about suicide and death via Conan O'Brien
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Locke Rocks
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Yay...Locke is back! I'm speaking of Lost of course. This is the most frustrating show that I still feel compelled to watch EVER! They basically used up a whole hour to show Locke and Charlie looking for Mr. Ecko. That does not warrant a whole hour of this show!!! And was Locke's drug-induced vision filled with meaning or was it just to tell him to save Ecko? I need more hidden symbols and meaning and shit. But I'm afraid they'll never be able explain all the "clues" they have so far.
And what has gotten in to Charlie? He was really witty and smart-allicky tonight. I loved it. I hope to see more of this Charlie. "ooh you want to talk to the trees John? Yes they make great conversationalists"...how I love that cute little hobbit.
They even brought Boone back for this show. And he is looking much hotter dead. I think he took care of those out-of-control eyebrows of his while lying in the dirt.
And it looks like our brother-man Desmond can see the future. Is he on the wrong show? Maybe he belongs on Heroes. But if I could see the future, I'd be doing more than throwing rocks into the ocean.
But the best part of this show were scenes from next week. It looks scary! And I KNOW they won't be killing off my Jack or Sawyer. If they do, I will never ever ever watch this show again!!!! But they wouldn't do that. It sure don't look good for my Sawyer though!
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Dancing With the Stars - Ripoff
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Instead of booting off the couple with the fewest votes tonight on Dancing with D-Lister Wannabees, the producers decided to just have all of last night's votes be wasted. That means all the people who voted last night totally wasted their time, and perhaps money in some cases, voting for no damn reason.
This happened because Sara Evans...shit I totally forgot her name already. Is that her name? Whatever...the country singer who can't dance worth shit...that chick- she quit the show supposedly because of marital problems...but I think it's really because the other "celebrities" were bitchin about how better dancers were being kicked off when she should've been. Anyways, I'd be really pissed if I spent time voting and my votes didn't count...but luckily I don't care enough to vote for that show.
But I can say that I think Monique should've gotten the boot tonight. She's a good dancer, but this week her whining about wanting a solo and then her massacre of the dance was enough to make me not like her anymore.
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Days of Our Lives Ramblings
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WHAT THE EFFFF is going on over there at DOOL? I swear...that show gets me soooo riled up sometimes.
First....HATE the new Shawn. Maybe he'll grow on me. But he is NOT Shawn Brady. Booooo to Jason Cooke (was that his name?) for leaving.
Second...HATE Willow. Hate the name, hate the acting, hate the pathetic stupid storyline. Willow has got to GO.
So why the hell aren't Shawn and Belle together now??? Phillip's gone...Mimi's ditched...hello? are we really supposed to believe that Shawn would just shack up with weepy willow so fast and forget all about Belle...WHAT-EVER!
Am I the only one who feels like we're missing out on some important stuff? One second Belle knows nothing about why Shawn divorced Mimi...and suddenly, she's making reference to Mimi's lies...without ever having had a confrontation with her!? AGGGH
How many more times do we have to go through the same ole crap with Billy/Chelsea/Bo.
Must say though...I did love Chelsea referring to Steve as "mr. one-eyed pirate" or whatever she called him.
And where the hell did Max disappear to!? OOOOHHHH....I hate this show!
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Movie Thoughts
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It's sad that there are so many unoriginal thoughts out there in Hollywood. This leads to horrible sequels and copycat movies. I actually heard today that there will be a sequel to "Are we there yet?". Come on...did any of you see that movie? at the theater? I didn't think so. I DID see it...and guess what...they got THERE. So what the fuck do we need a sequel for?
Then of course there are the horror sequels like The Ring 2, The Grudge 2, and Saw 2/Saw 3. I saw Saw...it was good. Saw 2 was not. Yes, the creepy spirally-cheeked-tricycle-riding clown is scary...once. Twice? Notsomuch. The only reason Saw was good, was because of the twist at the end. And is there a difference between The Ring and the Grudge? They both feature pale, creepy, funny-moving kids who want to kill people. Looks like the same movie to me.
And while The Prestige looks intriguing and somewhat "fresh"...I can't help but compare it to The Illusionist. Let's see...both star young hot actresses (Scarlett Johannson vs. Jessica Biel). Both star 2 men competing for said woman...both take place in old timey times...both involve magic and magicians.
And finally...because people just can't get enough of Truman Capote these days...there is yet another Capote movie being released this year. What? Did enough people not die from boredom from the first Capote? They had to go and make a 2nd one? It appears to be the same damn plot too...just different actors. There HAVE to be more interesting people out there to make movies about. I'd rather see a movie about Harry S. Truman. Come on Hollywood...time to start hiring some fresh and innovative writers!
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Guilty Feet Have got No Rhythm
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George Michael has been in the news a lot lately for constantly being found slumped over his steering wheel, passed out from drugs. He has also just announced a future reunion with Wham mate Andrew Ridgely. Yay! I can't believe I'm actually excited about that. Unfortunately, I think it's just a one-time deal...but I'd love for them to tour here in the states.
Anywho...todays George Michael news actually does NOT involve him being passed out in his car. Actually, the Daily Mirror reports that Michael has been making "secret" visits to London hospitals to meet with sick patients.
YEAH RIGHT! I mean, I have no doubt he's visiting hospitals...but the real reason is to score some drugs. The hokey visiting sick people shit is just a cover. Get real! I think he and Pete Doherty are trying to out-do each other with drug-related arrests. Sorry George, not sure if you have enough years left in your life to catch Petey!
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Another Spice Baby
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Scary Spice (aka Melanie Brown) is reportedly preggers with Eddie Murphy's baby. Too bad there's already a Baby Spice...I guess this one could be named Bastard Spice. Or Illegitimate Spice or Buckwheat Spice...And if Posh is still the reason for no Spice Girl reunion in 20 years, maybe this bastard child can replace her. I'm not sure who the baby will be better off looking like....
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So Gay
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According to the new issue of Details magazine, Lance Armstrong opens up about his very gay relationship with Matthew McConaughey. When the reporter asked Lance about the gay rumors, Lance said "we tried it, it wasn't for us". Now, I'm sure he'll say he was joking...but come on. We all know that's one of those truths that you say like a joke knowing most people will never believe you.
The two have been friends for awhile, and Armstrong admits they bonded more when their respective relationships with Penelope Cruz and Sheryl Crow ended. Hey, I'm just saying...McConaughey likes to get high and bongo in the nude...who's to say a little weed wasn't smoked...the bongos came out...and Lance was mezmerized by the sexiest man alive. Maybe bongos are Lance's kryptonite. And don't even get me started on what those stains are on Matt's shorts!
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It's a boy!
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So the stork dropped Madonna's new baby boy, David Banda, off this morning in London. Well, I guess it was more like a 747 jumbo plane than a stork. David is the 13-month old boy that Madonna is adopting from Malawi, Africa. He was shielded from the press with a jacket over his head. Ooooh Madonna....how Michael Jackson of you.
Madonna has been granted temporary custody for 18 months. That way, if she decides he's too getto, she can return his ass.
I dunno...I hate how adopting foreign babies is the new "it" thing for all the celebs. How about adopting more Chinese girls like Meg Ryan...don't they still kill little girl babies or something over in China?
Plus, I think this little boy still has a father. I know he'll have a better life....but there are other kids that probably have no parents and stuff....so, why take one that has a daddy? Was he just the cutest?
