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Doogie's Journal Entry
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Friday November 3, 2006
Today, after I got done fondling Vinnie in the backseat of his car, I decided it was finally time to come out of the closet. If there's one thing I learned today during my pillow talk with Vinnie, it's that it's not fair to my doctor friends, parents and patients for them to not really know who I am. And poor Wanda, she thinks we've been in love this whole time when I've really been harboring a deep burning pain in my loins for the ole Vinster.
 Neil Patrick Harris, the actor who can currently be seen on How I Met Your Mother and is best known as playing Doogie Howser, M.D. released the following statement to People magazine yesterday:
"The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love." So, once again a closeted celebrity has been forced to come out of the closet thanks to jerks like Perez Hilton and other unscrupulous folks in the media. Like it wasn't *fairly* obvious that Doogie was gay...but no one should feel forced to come out if they don't want to.
Actually, there's a very good reason why ACTORS don't come out. If an actor wants to get lead roles in film or tv, it's much harder for them to get such roles if they are openly gay because it's much more difficult for most people to believe in the fictional romance on the screen if you know they don't swing that way. Just the other night on Grey's Anatomy when recently outed McCuddly chased after McCurvy, I thought to myself "yeah right George! You know you want McDreamy too just like the rest of us".
Doogie plays a big-time ladie's man on his great show How I Met your Mother, and now...Asshole Hilton has probably ruined his character on that show for some people.
I think Perez needs to come clean about his major drug problems, his preference for being the "pitcher" or the the "catcher", why his daddy left him, and whether or not he had any sexual abuse as a child. That's what I think! Labels: doogie howser, gay, grey's anatomy, homosexual, how I met your mother, mcdreamy, neil patrick harris, outted, perez hilton, T.R. Knight
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11:50 PM
 
Sesame Street Parody
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Not *hilarious*, but still a rather amusing Sesame Street/To Catch a Predator parody from Mad TV.
Labels: dateline, mad tv, parody, sesame street, to catch a predator
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11:37 PM
Celebrity Sighting
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Well, I had my 2nd celebrity sighting since moving to glorious La-la land.
Last night I was taking in a showing of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan when I saw Jason Schwartzman and a lady friend in the theater. He's not exactly my idea of "hot", but he looked cute with very nice medium-length shiny hair! :) I'm not sure who his lady friend was, but it might have been artist Claire Oswalt. They apparently started dating earlier this year, and after seeing a couple of pics of her online, it might have been her that he was with...but of course, I wasn't really looking at HER!
So, I sorta waited for him after the movie got out...I wanted to ask him if he enjoyed the movie...but instead, I just told him that I really enjoyed his movies. He was very polite and said "thank you very much". He sounded genuinely happy to hear that...of course, he's an ACTOR...so he was probably really thinking "leave me alone freak".
Wow, first David Carradine, now Jason Schwartzman! I am the Queen (errr King) of C-list Celebrity sightings!!! Take that Perez! :P Labels: borat: cultural learnings of america for make benefit glorious nation of kazakhstan, celebrity sightings, claire oswalt, david carradine, jason schwartzman
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7:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS
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This JUST in...OMG...I don't believe it. Are you excited!!!???? On the edge of your seats?? Well...get this...I just saw footage...omg omg omg omg...on E News of Katherine McPhee singing something other than Somewhere Over the Rainbow or even Black Horse in a Cherry Song. Can you fucking believe it!!????
Okay...sorry for getting your hopes up. But still, my jaw dropped when I saw it.Labels: E News, Katherine McPhee, singing
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7:27 PM
Thursday Night TV
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John Stamos and Neela got it on tonight on ER...too bad it was just a dream. And we learned the crushing secret that Stamos' character is dyslexic. :O Scandalous! Next thing you know, a patient will show up with Paltrow-syndrome. (That's when you have a fake British accent that you can't get rid of). Neela also got chewed out by her mommy and daddy surgeon guys. Okay, I really don't have anything interesting to say about any of tonight's shows. Ummm...Roseanne really stepped out of character to play a trashy bitchy white chick on My Name is Earl. Yep, that's about it.
But can I just bitch about one thing??? At the end of Grey's Anatomy McDreamy tells McWhiney that he needs some space...and the two exchange awkward conversation and keep smiling at each other...and then McWhiney is all smiley and like "sure, not a problem". WHATEVER! Very few chicks would just be all smiley and fine with that when the man of their dreams that they've been pining after forever tells them he needs space. Okay, bitching over.Labels: ER, grey's anatomy, john stamos, mcdreamy, my name is earl, roseanne
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1:07 AM
Thursday Night TV
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John Stamos and Neela got it on tonight on ER...too bad it was just a dream. And we learned the crushing secret that Stamos' character is dyslexic. :O Scandalous! Next thing you know, a patient will show up with Paltrow-syndrome. (That's when you have a fake British accent that you can't get rid of). Neela also got chewed out by her mommy and daddy surgeon guys. Okay, I really don't have anything interesting to say about any of tonight's shows. Ummm...Roseanne really stepped out of character to play a trashy bitchy white chick on My Name is Earl. Yep, that's about it.
But can I just bitch about one thing??? At the end of Grey's Anatomy McDreamy tells McWhiney that he needs some space...and the two exchange awkward conversation and keep smiling at each other...and then McWhiney is all smiley and like "sure, not a problem". WHATEVER! Very few chicks would just be all smiley and fine with that when the man of their dreams that they've been pining after forever tells them he needs space. Okay, bitching over.Labels: ER, grey's anatomy, john stamos, mcdreamy, my name is earl, roseanne
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1:07 AM
Damn, Another Boycott
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Welp...looks like Tom Cruise is gonna make me add another entity to boycott. It was announced earlier today that TC and his long-time producing partner Paula Wagner have been given a movie company to run. Wow...talk about a nice wedding gift. The company is United Artists, one of the oldest movie companies in tinseltown and currently under MGM's control. 
Amazing how this news breaks the same week as a certain movie comes out on DVD. I also found it ironic how Cruise's ex-boss, Sumner Redstone, spoke to the press on Monday explaining (again) why he fired Tom Cruise. Even if Cruise is no longer affiliated with Paramount, his move which dropped that very same day certainly is...and as they say, there's no such thing as bad press.
Annnnyways, United Artists has been on life support for years...with the exception of the James Bond movies (of which most of the profits go to MGM), there have been very few profitable or well-known movies produced by UA. So chances are, I won't really feel the effects of my boycott! Tom Cruise doesn't even have enough faith in his own company since his contract stipulates that he can still make movies for other studios. LOL.
Whatever! I'm so sick of TC...hurry up and marry your damn captive so the world can go back to focusing on what's really important - ryan & reese, toothy tile, and having anna nicole's parental rights taken away. Labels: katie holmes, mgm, paramount, paula wagner, sumner redstone, tom cruise, united artists, wedding
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12:51 AM
Tid Bits (or Tara's Bits)
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In keeping with the Halloween time of year, Katie Holmes has scared many people (including me) by supposedly becoming friends with Brooke Shields. BLEHK! The two supposedly watched the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy together. They were probably both wondering why Tom prefers to take it up the ass from McCuddly.
Tara Reid is really working hard on her image to be taken more seriously as an actress. She just finished a week-long media blitz talking about her new boobies and the dangers of plastic surgery...and she capped it off by dressing up as Santa's Whore for halloween. Sandra Bullock was just honored as one of Glamour's Women of the Year because of her "quiet" donations of millions of dollars (mostly to the Red Cross). Well, if they are so QUIET, how the hell does anyone know about it? Granted, she's not as LOUD as some celebs about her charitable work, but I've read about her donations plenty...and apparently so has Glamour...I just think it's ironic. Labels: brooke shields, grey's anatomy, halloween, katie holmes, sandra bullock, tara reid, tom cruise
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2:18 AM
Halloween
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 Here's a photo of Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman dressed up for Halloween. So I get that she is some sort of bloody bride, but why is her husband dressed as Marc Anthony? Maybe Christina is supposed to be J-Lo and she's so beat up and battered cuz she's been down the aisle sooooo many times. Labels: christina aguilera, halloween, jennifer lopez, jordan bratman, marc anthony
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2:15 AM
Reunited...and it Feels so Good
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Together again! Yay! I miss seeing these two hand in hand...going everywhere together...gazing into each other's eyes. Yes, newlyweds and new daddy's Matt and Ben were actually together at a recent screening of Ben's movie Hollywoodland in London.  A source at the event claims to have overheard Matt Damon saying to Ben "Dude, what happened to you? We both started off making good movies. You're the better looking of the two of us, how the hell did you end up making such shit movies?" Reps for the two deny that there is a rift between the two saying "Matt and Ben are as happy as always and there is no truth to the fact that Mr. Damon makes shit movies....oh what? Ben? Oh yeah...THAT is true...Ben totally makes shit movies". A representative for the representative had no comment. Labels: ben affleck, hollywoodland, london, matt damon, quote
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2:08 AM
Lost Recap - Spoilers Included
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Spoilers ahead...be warned...turn back now if you don't want to read the spoilers!
So, for the most part, tonight's Lost episode was booooooooooring. No wonder I slept through it. Good thing Tivo doesn't sleep! Of course, any episode that doesn't include Sawyer is less likely to get my attention...YOU HEAR THAT JJ???? YOU BETTER NOT KILL SAWYER OFF...or I'll hunt you down and lock you in one of those hatches.
Anyways, in an otherwise dull episode, a couple things of interest DID happen. The creepiest being that Patch from Days of Our Lives showed up on one of the hatch TVs and could apparently see the castaways watching him! It was brief and surprising and gave me the willies. Or maybe it wasn't patch...maybe it was a real life pirate. Argh!
Other interesting events...the black cloud returned and wasn't very nice to Mr. Ecko. I KNEW Ecko would die...thus perpetuating the theory that if you're a castmember who is arrested while driving in Hawaii, chances are you'll be killed off. Juliette told Jack not to believe anything she was saying and taped a little video for him...but one thing she said to him was "you can always trust me" (or something to that effect)...yet, she told him NOT to believe her...which means he can't trust her and therefore, makes her video pointless.
Anyone else annoyed by the new castaways? You know, people who are part of the original crash victims that we haven't seen until this season and who now are apparently important enough to warrant lines and scenes?!?! NO more characters!!! In next week's "Fall Finale" (boooooooo) it appears that Sawyer's life hangs in the balance. If he dies, so do I. There will be no more point in living. Have THAT rest on your conscience Mr. Abrams! Labels: hatch, J.J. Abrams, Josh Holloway, Juliette, Lost, matthew fox, mr. ecko, patch, Sawyer
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1:51 AM
Shocker!
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Apparently Bob Barker is retiring from the Price is Right after 35 years of fondling his models...I mean, hosting the show. This came as shocking news to me...cuz I thought he had been dead for quite some time. Have people verified that he is indeed still alive? I dunno...I'm still not buying it. I think if "he" is still hosting the show, it's really a robot pretending to be him.
Now who is going to remind me to get my pets spayed or neutered?! Maybe the vibrant Betty White can replace him. Labels: betty white, bob barker, the price is right
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1:34 AM
weeeeeeeeeeee
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I would post more tonight, but unfortunately I have contracted pneumonia. Never fear though...I am resting peacefully in the Bahamas next to this ditzy crackhead blonde with huge tits. She says she's not really sick, but she told me "me so tiiiiired. Howie baby just keeps me locked up in here all day with this morphine drip. He says the aliens are coming for me soon to reunite me with Daniel...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".
More later!Labels: anna nicole smith, bahamas, howard k. stern, pneumonia
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1:25 AM
TV SHMEEVEE
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Am I the only person watching "Help Me Help You"? Damn I freakin love that show. I was bustin' a gut during the whole show tonight. Maybe it's just my psychological issues...who knows. But I just love this show. If you haven't given it a chance, check it out. Tuesdays at 9:30pm on ABC.
As for Dancing with the Stars...I sure hope Monique goes home tonight. I thought all the dances were a little weird trying to keep the Halloween theme, but as usual Emmitt Smith brought sexy back after Monique made sexy run and hide under the couch. OMG...all Monique ever freakin talks about too is stupid High School Musical. NO ONE FREAKIN' CARES about that lame Disney tv movie. I guess she knows that's gonna be her only claim to fame though, so she better pimp it while she can.
Tonight on Lost, supposedly one of the survivors dies!!! NOOOO!!!! I hope it is a total nobody. It just can't be a main character! How come we haven't seen those two people...the married ones...the black chick and her hubby. They didn't die last season did they? Shit, i can't even keep track of who's dead and who's alive anymore. And I read the other day that Lost is going on a 13 week hiatus after next week...so enjoy it while you can. I HATE ABC. They cannot take away my only reason for living for 13 weeks!!!!! Labels: abc, dancing with the stars, emmitt smith, Help me help you, Lost, mario lopez, monique, tv
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1:14 AM
Flavor of Love Reunion Video
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Awwww...their mama's must be so proud....(and sadly, they probably really are!) *tear*
Check out the reunion show where New York shows up and almost gets her jiggly-ass butt kicked!
Labels: flavor flav, flavor of love reunion, new york, video
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12:30 AM
Forgive me Lord
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Lord, please forgive me for what I'm about to post.
Danny Bonaduce showed up to some event shirtless the other day. Not sure if was a Halloween party or part of his show or if he just thinks he's God's gift to women...but here he is, shaved chest, red hair and all.
And as much as I loathe Douche Baggaduce, I gotta say...his bod ain't that bad...ugh, I just threw up in my mouth.
Yeah, I'd do him if he wore a bag over his head and kept his mouth shut...and well, I'd still have to see the goods in the basement before I totally commit. Labels: danny bonaduce, shirtless
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12:23 AM
Ryse Phillispoon No More
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 Well Happy Freakin' Halloween to Reese & Ryan's two toddlers. The 2nd best holiday ever for kids and their parents give them a divorce and mommy kicks daddy out of the house. Way to go you two! You couldn't wait 2 extra days to announce your impending separation and give those two little kids just one more happy Halloween? Let alone me! How the hell am *I* suppose to enjoy MY Halloween now!? Fuck you you perfect little freaks!So, yes...the 2nd most perfect Hollywood couple (behind Brad & Jen of course) have called it quits. I can't say I'm shocked since they got married soooo young and knocked up immediately. But after they passed the 5 year mark, I actually  thought they might make it. It's still unclear what led to this split, but according to friends, it's been coming for awhile. Reese had been open and honest about their marriage counseling awhile back. Some rumors suggest Ryan might be gay...others suggest he has been fooling around on various film sets. A source very close to me who I cannot name for legal reasons says that actually "Reese is a stone-cold bitch with no heart!". Yowza!
Well, more than likely the proceedings for this divorce will be fairly tame and hush-hush...which is good for the kids. But for my own selfish reasons, I hope a lot of dirt on both sides comes out. And although I don't think Ryan is marriage material, if he needs a shoulder to cry on, he can contact me through my blog! :) Labels: divorce, hollywood couples, reese witherspoon, ryan phillipe, split
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12:02 AM
Monday Night TV
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 Heroes was good as usual, but I'm sick of mirror woman. I do find it fascinating though how her "alter ego" has better hair than she does. Japanese dudes were cool. I especially enjoyed Hiro being excited over the fact that he has a sword in the future. I want more of painter guy, flying guy, power-leeching guy and super-hearing cop guy. And less of mirror woman. And SNAP...I can't believe annoying short-haired chick girl is in cahoots with cheer-dad. I never saw that one coming. As much as I enjoy the show...I cannot stand the tagline "save the cheerleader. save the world." I ALMOST hate it enough to stop watching the show...just hurry up and save the damn cheerleader already!  Over on ABC, I was wondering to myself "What About Brian?". Oy...talk about a show that should be lucky it got a 2nd chance on the air. Tonight's episode was particularly depressing in this heart-wrenching, weepy drama about a group of miserable friends. I did shed a tear though for hottie Barry Watson when he cashed out his IRA and every cent to his name just to buy back his product from a company that was going to screw him over...and THEN after all that, a bitter ex-lover of his business partner uploaded all their software onto a freeware site and made their product completely worthless. OUCH! And that was even after he met with his estranged father asking for some help w/o getting it! AND THEN...as if all that wasn't bad enough...his sister's husband was finally returning (not sure from where, but he's been gone all season, and she's like 9 months preggers), but he died! Weeeeeeeeeeee...talk about good times! Damn Brian, cheer the fuck up! Labels: ali larter, barry watson, hayden paniterri, Heroes, what about brian
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11:50 PM
Movie Reviews
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I saw 3 movies this weekend...so here are some brief reviews of: Little Children, Babel, and Stranger than Fiction...no spoilers.
Little Children
From Todd Field, director of "In the Bedroom" and creepy piano-playing friend in  "Eyes Wide Shut" comes this interesting story of 2 married folks with kids having an affair and the sex offender who lives in their neighborhood. I was very entertained and thoroughly drawn in during the first hour...maybe even the first 90 minutes. But at almost 2.5 hours long, this movie dragggged towards the end. The story could have been just as easily told in 2 hours or less. And the ending left much to be desired. At the end I was left wondering "why did I just sit through this??". Still, the acting is good, and like I said, the first hour or so is quite enjoyable. And most importantly, Patrick Wilson is a hottie! Babel  Another downer of a movie that was much longer than it needed to be. To say this is one of Brad Pitt's best acting jobs isn't really saying a lot, but nonetheless, he is good with the material he's given. This movie reminded me a little bit of Traffic...several inter-connecting plots, but it jumps around too much and drags on too long. But I'd still want Brad Pitt to carry me in his arms if I was ever shot by a stray bullet. 
Stranger than Fiction This is a movie I had pretty high expectations for. Overall, it did not disappoint. It's fresh and original, entertaining and somewhat funny. Maggie Gyllenhaal, Will Ferrell, and Dustin Hoffman all give very good performances. However, the ending was lacking a bit. Why is it so hard for Hollywood to come up with a satisfying ending that isn't cliche? Is it oscar worthy? I dunno about that. Ferrell's character didn't quite have the range I would expect for an Oscar nomination, but if there aren't too many contenders this year, I could see him being nominated. Labels: babel, brad pitt, cate blanchett, dustin hoffman, kate winslett, little children, maggi gyllenhaal, patrick wilson, stranger than fiction, todd field, will ferrell
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11:12 PM
Esperrrrrrrrrrranza
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OOOkay, this isn't really a celebrity issue...but I just wanted to comment on how or why wildfires get their names. Here in socal a few days ago a big and sadly lethal wildfire started that resulted in 4 firemen dying and a 5th one being in intensive care. The fire started in or near the town of Cabazon...and is also near an area called Idyllwild (where I camped at least once as a youngin')...and during the first day or two, this fire was called the "Cabazon fire", but has since been named the "Esperanza fire".
I'm not making light of the tragic fire, but where does Esperrrrranza come from? Maybe it's a town...I dunno...but it sure is a sexy name. Everytime the news talks about it I sit here repeating "Esperrrranza" several times. I think they should name fires something less sexy in the future.
And I hope those damn arsonists are caught and set on fire. Labels: arson, cabazon, esperanza fire, fires, idyllwild
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11:01 PM
whitney returns
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Recent pics of Whitney Houston... - Dump pooh-digging, washed-up, money-grubbing husband - check
- Get rid of crack viles and crack habit - check
- Quit talking all crazy 'n shit - check
- Get weeks of rest and a huge makeover - check
 Well, Whitney is looking great in these recent photos. I hope she stays on this rough road to recovery and that she knows it will not be easy. But hopefully she is surrounding herself with smart, supportive folks and hopefully she hasn't lost her amazing voice. Good luck Whitney and stay strong! Labels: bobby brown, clive davis, whitney houston
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1:18 AM
Desperate Sunday
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I thought tonight's episode of Desperate Housewives was very good and reminiscent of season 1. It was great to see the ladies almost all together again getting drunk. There's more mystery emerging with the whole dead chick/Mike/Orson storyline. And it's good to see Edie and Susan back on opposite sides again...they suck as friends.
My favorite part was when Lynette stormed over to Nora's house and kicked the door in and said "ding dong". I love Lynette sometimes! Spoiler alert....read no further if you don't want to know about next week's show....but word on the street is that Nora may not be around much longer. And after seeing a promo for next week's episode, I think Nora may bite the dust.
Anyways, I hope ABC keeps up the good work on Desperate Housewives...and that they don't revert back to TOO many storylines. Labels: desperate housewives, edie, lynette, nora, susan, tv
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1:09 AM
NBC Still Tanking
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Despite some innovative new shows this season and the semi-hit Heroes, NBC is still ranked 3rd or 4th in the rankings. But as Tina Fey put it, "there's hundreds of channels on TV, so 4th is still pretty good!"
In a sign that doesn't bode well for newcomer Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, NBC will be airing an episode of Friday Night Lights in its place tonight. Friday Night Lights, which is usually on Tuesday nights probably isn't faring much better. Shit, if I was interested in catching a show called Friday Night Lights, I'd be looking for it on Friday night, not Monday or Tuesday night.
NBC is hoping that by moving sitcoms Scrubs and 30 Rock to the Thursday nights in the 9-10pm block, they can regain their must see TV 2 hour comedy block starting in mid November. Yeah, the problem with that is that ABC and CBS have Grey's Anatomy and CSI on at that time which are currently the two top ranked shows out of ALL shows...so uhhhh I wouldn't count on Zach Braff and Tina Fey to be able to pull off anything higher than 3rd place in that slot. Labels: friday night lights, grey's anatomy, Heroes, nbc, ratings, scrubs, thursday night, tina fey, zach braff
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12:57 AM
Nicole Richie - Is She or Isn't She?
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Late last week, reports surfaced that Nicole Richie had checked herself into a treatment center. This was verified by her publicist, although she emphasized that it was not for an eating disorder, but rather, to find out why she can't seem to gain weight.
Geee...last time I checked, if you don't eat more than a crouton a day, snort coke, and vomit up whatever accidental food you might ingest, that IS an eating disorder.
But snarkiness aside...I'm sure she could have a medical reason, other than an eating disorder, for not being able to put on weight.
However, Nicole has spoken out denying the reports that say she was checked into a treatment facility. And just last night, sources told website TMZ.com that Richie passed out and collapsed at nightclub Hyde. Her friends reportedly carried her out of the nightclub, but it's not known exactly why she collapsed. However...once again, confusing things...her rep denies that Nicole passed out but does admit the star was at the club. UGH...can't anyone get their stories straight!? Labels: anorexia, eating disorder, hyde, nicole richie, tmz.com, treatment, weight
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12:48 AM
Flavor of Love Reunion
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I can finally take comfort in knowing that Jerry Springer's old body guards for his talk show have found a new job - the Flavor of Love Reunion show. Was anyone else unfortunate enough to catch that spectacle as well? Three "ladies", including Deelishus herself (the season 2 "winner") had to be carried off stage at one point after trying to viciously attack New York.
And of course, New York didn't disappoint by being the biggest Beeeyotch/Diva possible.
Krazee finally got to perform one of her songs, and I couldn't believe she actually thought she could have a singing career - cuz her singing sucked.
Well, I'm still not certain what the winner wins...but I think I can safely say, that we are all losers since our TV entertainment standards have sunk so low.
If you missed the big catfight, I'm sure it will be on youtube soon enough. But as of midnight tonight it wasn't. Why the hell can't those damn youtubers get their shit up faster??? Labels: deelishus, flavor flav, flavor of love reunion, krazee, new york, youtube
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12:14 AM
Paris & Stavros
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 What's up with Paris Skankton and Starving Nachos? Are they back together or just friends? Or fuckbuddies is more likely the answer. Whatever. The two attended a Halloween party in Hollywood last night. Here's some pics. Yeah...I was there. Paris was all "Papa, you're sooo hot"  and I was all "yeah, whatever bitch. Go get me a cold one and try not to screw every guy in here in the next hour".
Oookay, maybe I wasn't there. I love how she was just arrested last month for a DUI, and now she's mocking cops. That gun looks real, it would be a shame if a real cop had shown up and accidentally shot her. I mean, a REAL shame...I might have to send him money or something if that happened.
As for Nachos...I dunno what he's supposed to be. I think he's a flasher...but unless everyone else there has a magnifying glass, I don't think they'll get it....Besides, as usual, Paris is doing more flashing than anyone else... 
Labels: cop, costumes, DUI, flasher, halloween, paris hilton, party, stavros niarchos
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3:01 AM
Tell Us What you REALLY think!
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 It's no secret that Stella McCartney (daughter of Paul and Linda) was never very fond of her wicked step-mother, Heather. But tabloids are reporting that Stella had an extremely angry outburst recently when she heard Heather's accusation that Paul had beat his deceased wife Linda. Stella allegedly screamed, "I'll kill the bitch! I told you she was a bitch. Why did you marry her? She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us and our memories of our mother."
Stella is very pregnant and due any day, so some might say her hormones got the better of her. But in her defense, yeah, Heather is a manipulative cow. :)
I think Camilla owes Heather Mills a huge thank you for taking England's hatred off of Camilla, and taking it all on herself! It's unfortunate Heather lost her leg in an accident years ago...it should've been her mouth! Labels: camilla, heather mills, linda mccartney, paul mccartney, stella mccartney
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2:33 AM
Bye bye??? :(
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Hey ya'll...Happy End of Daylight Savings Day! Yippee!
I don't want to be a downer or anything...but if more people don't start commenting, I'm going to have to shut down. I know some of you still read this but for whatever reason don't comment. And I don't want to FORCE anyone to comment on a regular basis.
But...without some semi-regular feedback from more than 2 or 3 peeps, I have to wonder if anyone is really reading this or not. I thought by moving to a site where I could put ads on, I might get more visitors from the "outside". And while my stats have shown that there have been a few "outsiders" visiting...it's not as many as I'd hoped.
Also, like I said before, I'm open to suggestions. If you want to see less of something or more of something else, or have other suggestions, please let me know! I aim to please! Thanks to those of you who do check in regularly!Labels: blogging
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2:26 AM
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