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I miss you all!
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Sup bitches?! AGGGHHH...computer still down. Using a friend's right now. I may have to break down and buy a new one today. Speaking of which...y are computers still so damn expensive? They've been around for awhile...shouldn't they be like $100 by now?
So, if I get a new computer soon, I'll be back and giving more detailed entries...
But for now...let me just say -
R.I.P. Jack Palance, Gerald Levert, and Ed Bradley. Although, I must point out that Palance has/had a ranch in Tehachapi, CA (my hometown) and people saw him around town a lot and said he was a total dick. I can't say that based on first-hand knowledge...but...I'm pretty confident he's up in heaven giving God a hard time.
Ugh...I hate not having more time to blog...I'll go buy that damn computer...but maybe ya'll could click on some of those ads to the right and help fund my new computer! :) See ya soon!Labels: computers, dead, ed bradley, gerald levert, jack palance, tehachapi
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:05 PM
 
Computer Down
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Hey ya'll...quick note...sorry, my computer at home took a dump. Not sure when I'll be able to get it back up. :( Totally sux!!!! And I'm still not comfortable posting from work (except this lil diddy here).
Hang tight and I'll try to return asap!
P.S. I'm already sick of hearing about Britney and K-Fed...yeah yeah...it's good news, but certain bloggers are blogging about it waaaaaaaaaay too much!
posted by Papa Razzi at
9:51 AM
bye bye bye
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Finally, Britney has made a SMART move by filing for divorce form K-Fed. Damnnn...it's a BAD week to be K-Fed...first most of his shows get cancelled due to low ticket sales, he gets boo'ed at his last live performance, now Britney has finally had enough of his ass too!
I'm guessing Britney saw how good divorce looked on Whitney Houston and jumped on the dump your leech bandwagon.
Well, good job Britney...but sorry...I am NOT one of those eagerly awaiting your "comeback". I just want you to be a good mommy and less of the pre-mommy slut that you were. Your music ain't bad...just please don't go around doing more stunt-kisses or wearing clothes that barely fit.Labels: britney spears, comeback, divorce, k-fed, whitney houston
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:37 PM
Brad in a Dress
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 Hmmm...I always knew Angelina wore the pants in that family!
Labels: angelina jolie, brad pitt, dress
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:26 AM
New Diet
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Kirstie Alley has actually inspired me to lose weight and shown me a great new way to do it! No, I'm not talking about Jenny Craig...I'm talking about the Bikini Hurl diet. Just watching her walk around on Oprah in her bikini made me hurl up breakfast AND lunch. Maybe next week she can walk around in a thong and I can lose a few more pounds! Keep it up Kirstie...so that I can't keep it down! :) Labels: bikini, diet, jenny craig, kirstie alley, oprah
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:18 AM
Mode of the Year
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Kate Moss was recently honored in London as Model of the Year. Apparently it was a close race between her and Naomi Campbell - the Brits couldn't decide if they wanted to honor an anorexic coke-a-holic who engages in risky sex with a major heroin addict who has been arrested more times than one can count.....orrrrrrr a super-angry bitch who beats the shit out of any woman who gets in her way. Tough choice.Labels: Brits, cocaine, kate moss, london, model of the year, naomi campbell, pete doherty
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:06 AM
Caption This Winner
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Oookay, sorry...my bad. I keep forgetting to post the winner of the latest "Caption This" contest. But *drrrrrrrrrum roll* I know everyone's been waiting with baited breath as to who the winner is....but I must finally reveal him/her as: squata_hey. Good job! I know it was hard fighting off the competition... 
George Clooney and Julia Roberts demonstrate how they got their first movie roles.
And....because I want to encourage more participation with the Caption This and other pieces...I'm going to start offering some DVD giveaways. Yippee! (Hey, I didn't say they'd be GOOD DVDs).Labels: caption this, free DVDs, george clooney, julia roberts
posted by Papa Razzi at
12:54 AM
Can I Get Some TV Shows to go with my Commercials Please?
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It's amazing that the networks managed to squeeze any tv shows in tonight in between all the campaign ads. So don't forget to vote...like we could possibly FORGET! We might not want to...we might not be registered...but there's no effin' way they'll let us forget with all these damn ads.
Despite the inundations of dee commercials and all of dees tings...I still managed to catch Heroes. Damn I LOVE this show the more I watch it. They leave me hanging every week. It seems pretty clear to me now that super-strong jail-breakin' daddy is a "hero", while schizo mirror mom is baaaaad. So what do you get when you cross super-strong parents who can pass through solid objects or hide a dual personality? Well, of course you get a little boy who can magically create dialtones. That's a nifty power to have. You know...cuz no one has cell phones these days. And when you're trapped in a dungeon, being tortured, you can always use the power of the dialtone! Labels: campaign commercials, dialtone, Heroes, nbc, super powers
posted by Papa Razzi at
12:35 AM
Fuglier than Fug
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Normally Scarlet JoJigglybounce looks lovely and wears stylish clothes...but what the FUCK was she thinking here??? This dress is so unflattering. Did she lose a bet or something? I'd fire whoever made the dress, told her to wear the dress, and allowed her to be photographed in the dress. I'm sure it'd be fine if it wasn't for that poof in the middle. I would like to hear what Nina Garcia has to say about this dress. And PS Scarlet...we know you have lovely tits...feel free to cover them up occasionally! ;)
Labels: fugly dress, nina garcia, Scarlet Johanson, tits
posted by Papa Razzi at
12:25 AM
Hells Yeah!
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This is the best cake EVER!!!! I love the idea of having a "Happy Divorce Party"...and I think the dead groom at the bottom with blood everywhere is an excellent touch! Shit, I'm going to have one of these cakes for my next break-up (since I"ll probably never get married). Shit, I'm actually motivated to look for another turd to date just so we can break up and I can have a cake like this!
My only question is, why is the bride so fat and lumpy looking with such a big budunkadunk? Labels: cake, divorce party, shanna moaklar
posted by Papa Razzi at
12:28 AM
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