Caption This Contest
________________________________________________________________ Time to win another free DVD...
People who have won in the past 30 days are welcome to submit captions for fun, but are not eligible to win. Submit your captions by Monday at 5pm (pacific time). Good Luck! That's Nicole Kidman there in case it's not clear. And a special shout out to Poohbear for finally joining us! :)
posted by Papa Razzi at
2:51 AM>4 comments
Perez Gets What he Deserves
________________________________________________________________ Yay...PErez Hilton is being sued for over $7 million for copyright infringement of photos he uses on his blog. (I guess not having many readers has its advantages! whew!). I hope they take that annoying pig for every cent he's made in the past year...but more than likely, some settlement will be reached and we'll never know. Anyways...it does suck that so many pics get used without credit...I have no excuse other than being lazy. :( Hey...go ahead and sue me. I've got 2 cats and some clumps of rice and hair under the fridge you can have.
posted by Papa Razzi at
2:21 AM>2 comments
If Michael Richard's Rant was a Seinfeld Episode.
________________________________________________________________ Some clever editing here....kinda funny.
Also, I wish I could find a youtube video of this, but the only video I can find of it is on NBC...this is a funny Conan O'brien Thanksgiving day video. Click here and then click on "NYC Turkey Kill" under recent videos.
posted by Papa Razzi at
2:15 AM>2 comments
Old News
________________________________________________________________ Okay, I know this is sort of old news, but I never got around to posting about it, and oddly enough, it didn't get pointed out much in other media outlets...
But did anyone notice who DIDN'T attend the annoying TomKat wedding? I'm pretty sure John Travolta & Kelly Preston didn't make it...as well as Kirstie Alley and Steven Spielberg. Hmmm...Travolta was even supposedly going to fly several people to Italy for the nuptials.
I read somewhere that Travolta's absence may be tied to Oprah's snub since Travolta and the big O are supposedly mucho tight. And maybe Travolta threatened to not make a Look Whos Talking 4 with Alley if she went to the wedding...
I really HOPE Spielberg wasn't really there. I didn't read any mention of his presence or see any pics even though there was talk that he would attend. I would like to believe that Spielberg really does harbor resentment towards Cruise after the mockery he made of himself promoting War of the Worlds.
ANNNYWAYS...like I said, it's old news...but thanks to Kramer, focus was shifted off the TomKat wedding pretty quickly (and I DO thank you for that Michael Richards!).
posted by Papa Razzi at
1:54 AM>3 comments
Today's News
________________________________________________________________ Too lazy/tired for separate posts tonight...
Mel Gibson has reached out to Michael Richards and says he understands the comedian's troubles and feels bad for him. Awww...I guess racist birds of a feather flock together. Gibson probably just thought a total moronic asshole like Richards MUST be a Jew and thought he'd fix his own problem by showing compassion to one of "them".
Apparently the guy who inspired the "Kramer" character on Seinfeld (Kenny Kramer), spoke out the other day to make sure we the people KNOW that the REAL Kramer is NOT a racist. Talk about trying to get some publicity! Sheesh. How fucking stupid would someone have to be to believe that one dude's racial tirade had something to do with a character he portrayed on tv over 5 years ago?!? Get over yourself.
Another dude looking for some publicity is actor Ethan Embry. He was supposedly robbed outside his house the other night. Embry said in his statement to the cops that the two men recognized him as an actor and decided to rob him. Ummm yeah. suuuuuure they did buddy. Even if I ran into you on the set of a movie, I'd have no clue who you were and would assume you were a gaffer. So ummmm....nice try, but the Papa ain't buying your goods today.
Actor and hottie James Franco is afraid of doing press for Spiderman 3 because he's worried he might reveal too much about the plot. Apparently Kirsten Drunkst has already been reprimanded by studio execs for revealing too much about the plot. Well James...if you let ME interview you, I won't ask you anything about Spiderman. I'll just ask you to take your pants off and show me your groove thang. *wink*
According to People.com, Pamela Anderson wants amicable divorce. Pamela responded by saying, "amicable? who's that? I thought I was divorcing Kid". hahahaha...ooooh that's so bad it's good. ;)
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11:43 PM>3 comments
Tsk Tsk Mr. Morgan
________________________________________________________________ Tracy Morgan was arrested yesterday and charged with a DUI for a 2nd time. Hey, if I was on that crappy-ass show "30 Rock" I'd be drinking myself into a stupor as well. But I'm sure while he was being questioned, Tracy explained that since he is Captain Morgan, it's all good. Got a little Cap'n in you? I once had a LITTLE Cap'n in me, but that's another story. A story about Cap'n Stoopid.
posted by Papa Razzi at
12:17 AM>1 comments
weeeeeeeeeeeee
________________________________________________________________ papa razzi is a little depressed....and on the drugs (on the lunesta), so I gots to keep this short. ON the totally rare chance I wake up early I'll post again in the am.But basically Snoop Dogg was arrested yet again tonight right after his appearance on the Tonight Show. Ruh Roh...did he use the currently banned "N" word or something? That would be cool if they started arresting folks for using "n" words. I bet when he was arrested he called the officer Sugar Dong and said "you anti-drug people are responsible for all the hate in the world...if everyone was high, the world would be so layed back and peaceful". But nooooooo you won't hear about THOSE tirades in the news tomorrow.
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12:08 AM>1 comments
The Winner is............
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Did you bring extra batteries for the "baby"?
Ooookay...no favoritism here...I just thought this was the best caption (the others were a little too truthful!) :) And to whoever "anonymous" is, if you don't post your name, I can't pick you as the winner. Congrats Squata...but remember, you won't be elligible to win again for 30 days.
You may choose your prize from one of the following DVDs: Little Man (come onnnn you know you want it!), The DaVinci Code, Connor's War, The Road to Guantanamo, Bottom's Up, The Flying Nun (Season 2), or All in the Family (Season 5).
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2:06 AM>3 comments
Kibbles 'N Bits
________________________________________________________________ Hilary Swank is being given an Emery Award (which honors support for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered youths between the ages of 12 and 21) for her role as a transgender teen in Boys Don't Cry. *scratching head* Talk about a fucking delayed reaction. In related news, Jodie Foster will be receiving the Rapeisbad award for her work in The Accused after voters finally agreed that rape is bad.
Speaking of Jodie Foster...long rumored to be a closeted lesbian...everyone's favorite closet-outter has posted this pic and others of Jodie and her "lover" Cidney Bernard. They actually kinda look like sisters. And I suppose this woman COULD be her nanny or friend...but I tend to believe the gay rumors...so I'm thinking these two clean each other's carpets frequently. But I don't care Jodie...you're still the best actress hands down. ;)
I freakin' love Heroes...but damn them for making Superman the bad guy. Sylar...you better WATCH out...ha ha ha....(an inside joke for Heroes watchers...............hey, I didn't say it was a FUNNY joke).
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1:52 AM>1 comments
Panties for Poverty
________________________________________________________________ World News Incorporated has just released a press statement that a new charity fund has been started called "Panties for Poverty". The goal of this charity is to raise money for poor chiluns everywhere from here in the states, to Africa, to Cambodia, and yes, even Iceland. Some of you may have been wondering why so many pantiless celebrity crotches have been popping up -- well this is the answer.
Generous celebs like Firecrotch Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, and now even Britney Spears are doing away with their panties until 10 billion dollars is raised to fund the impoverished children. Unfortunately, the only male celebrity to partake thus far is Steve O. And I don't think he'll raise much money by bearing all. So reach deep into your pockets (not for too long though) and give to this charity so that these sad freezing crotches can be covered once again.
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1:16 AM>2 comments
Two More Bite the Dust
________________________________________________________________ Hello? Am I alive? Are you there God? It's me, Papa Razzi.
Hmmm....I must still be alive...God's not answering and it's too cold in this chair to be hell. Well, there goes my theory that the world would end if SugarTits Anderson and Kid Rock didn't make it as a couple. Yep, the greasy twosome have called it quits after exhausting all possibilities to salvage their 3 (?) month marriage.
And Hilary Duff must be taking her life cues from Anderson, because she too announced a split from boyfriend Joel Madden after 2-ish years together (sorry, I'm not up on my Duffology at the moment).
Oh deary me deary my...if Pamela Anderson and Hilary Duff can't make relationships work...what hope is there for me???? Oh that's right, I actually have a brain and ummm....well, that's about it I guess. Hopefully I'll find a guy who doesn't care about personality, looks, sense of humor, or money...cuz I can't offer any of that!
