Happy Holidays
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of my loyal readers.
Sorry the posts have been a bit sporadic...been busy with holiday festivities - you know, when you're as famous as I am, you have at least 3 parties/day to go to! Ha...I wish! Actually I've been babysitting Britney's kids so she can go out and party!
Annnnywhooo...I don't know if I'll have access to a computer over the next few days or not. But I will definitely be posting again after the 26th. And I even have a LITTLE surprise when I return.
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3:22 AM>4 comments
Patricia Heaton is So Fucking Annoying
________________________________________________________________ When I was watching my daily dose of Conan, I had to cringe at yet another Patricia Heaton interview. She's the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond. You know, the show that is no longer running! So who the hell does she think she is that she's important enough to keep doing interviews!?!?
She showed up to Conan wearing a stupid white sweatshirt...she said her dress was too low cut. If it was too low cut for her, it must have been slit down to her vajayjay. Well, that hasn't stopped her in the past from showing off her fake ta-tas and going on and on about her looks.
In the past, this bitch has attacked other celebs for lying about plastic surgery, fought against stem-cell research, and pretty much just yapped about whatever she wanted thinking anyone gives a damn who she is.
On Conan the other night she flat-out admitted to reading her son's emails and text messages and got angry when the crowd boo'ed her and said everyone should be snooping. Maybe if she knew how to raise her kids right, she wouldn't need to be snooping so much...let alone embarrass the poor kid on national TV.
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3:16 AM>7 comments
Movie Trailers
________________________________________________________________ As a child of the 80s, I was a semi-fan of the cartoon "The Transformers". (I prefer GI Joe and He-Man though). Anyways, the newest trailer for the mega-blockbuster movie being released this July is out. You can view it here. I must say, I wasn't that excited about this movie at first, but this new trailer definitely looks pretty cool. CGI definitely has its benefits! Too bad they couldn't get better stars for the movie.
There is also a trailer for Ocean's 13, which I haven't been able to view yet. Let me know if Brad & George look sexy as usual...
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3:03 AM>1 comments
Celebrity Feuds
________________________________________________________________ I'm a fairly opinionated person. I enjoy a good debate, because there's usually one side I feel more strongly about than another. But now, thanks to ferrett-haired Trump and Bitchie O'Gripey, I'm really not sure whose side I"m on. Basically, Rosie O'Donnell who can never keep her fat yap shut and is apparently trying to piss off everyone she can, launched a tirade on The View yesterday about what a loser Donald Trump is for giving Miss America a 2nd chance. Well, Donald responded (because let's face it, he'll use any excuse he can for publicity right now to help out his dying franchise The Apprentice) by saying he was going to sue Rosie and he flat-out called her fat and talked about her fat mouth. I did get some slight amusement from that.
Here are two grown adults, calling each other names in the media. I think they could both use some more time with role model Tara Conner (miss USA). I'm starting to wish there was a REAL celebrity deathmatch show where 2 celebrities beat the crap out of each other until one either dies or promises to never talk to the media again.
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2:29 AM>6 comments
Soup....There it is...Soup There it is...
________________________________________________________________ So Justin Timberlake hosted SNL this past weekend, and a digital short he did with Andy Samberg called "Dick in a Box" is gathering a lot of buzz. It was funny (although I mostly appreciated the cheesey late 80s/early 90s vibe). You can now see the uncensored version of the video here.
However, I preferred the "Soup There it is/Give it on up for Homelessville" skit. There's just something about JT in a soup costume that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. So check it out!
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1:19 AM>1 comments
Suvivor Hates Whitey
________________________________________________________________ Survivor's season finale aired Sunday night. I didn't watch much of it this season, but did catch a few episodes. This season started with a racial experiment by dividing the groups ethnically - white, hispanic, black, asian. So the final four players consisted of 2 asians, a black, and a hispanic. I think one thing is clear by this "experiment"...all the other races hate the white dudes. Booooo. Well, can you guess who won? Hmmm...think hard-working, smart, successful...that's right...an asian...and a dude too. He claims he wanted to win the contest to help break asian stereotypes. Well, way to go you successful, smart, hard-working asian dude. Don't shame your family, or you'll have to kill yourself.
I was disappointed Ozzy didn't win. He was the hispanic dude...and he even teared up in the final tribal council over his biological dad who abandoned him as a kid. Ozzy was awesome in the few episodes I did see. He definitely dominated the game athletically. I'm sure that's from all the car washes and crop fields he worked in!
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1:01 AM>2 comments
Die Hard 4 Trailer
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Sheesh...here's the new teaser for Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard. I dunno...I'm not exactly excited about this, but I am more of a Bruce Willis fan now than I was during the original Die Hards...so, maybe I will be into this in a few months. Who knows.
On an old geezer making more sequels sidenote - I saw Rocky Balboa today (aka Rocky VI) and it was actually fairly good. It was probably closer to the original than any of the other sequels in terms of heart and inspiration. If you can get over Stallone looking a little freakish, it's pretty good stuff. So be sure to see it! Cuz nothing screams Christmas movie like dudes beating the shit out of each other! :)
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3:41 AM>4 comments
Angie & Jen...Make Peace or Fuck Off?
________________________________________________________________ So last week's mags and tabloids were focused on the fact that Angelina Jolie said she would be open to meeting Jennifer Aniston and talking things over. The ball's in Jennifer's court now I guess.
Hmmm....what is there to talk over Angie??? Here's how I envision the talk going...
Angelina: Helloooo Jennifer. How are you?
Jennifer (with arms crossed and smoking a ciggy): How the fuck do you think I'm doing?
Angelina: Well, I'm sorry if you've been hurt. Brad and I just couldn't deny our feelings any longer. You know he really wanted a family -
Jennifer: Yeah bitch...I do know that. I was his WIFE before you came along with your goody goody ambassador crap and pouty lips.
Angelina: You know, you really should try adopting foreign babies. I used to be so unhappy like you are...but once I looked into Mad's eyes, I knew my life had a purpose and I've been so happy ever since.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? And did your life's purpose include stealing my husband!?
Angelina: Gosh, I had no idea you'd take it this badly. I'm starting to feel bad. What if I give you baby Shiloh as a peace offering? I'm not really that fond of the little white brat. I like my babies to come from other countries anyways...makes my image look better. Brad feels bad too...and said he'd be okay with giving you Shiloh since we already have 3 more adoptions in the queue and another bun in the oven.
Jennifer: Oh yeah...just what I need...a little screaming brat running around the house. Nah, you keep her. I'm gonna go screw Billy Bob and swap viles of blood with him.
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3:08 AM>2 comments
Golden Gripes
________________________________________________________________ Wow...I didn't do too bad in my Golden Globe guesses. I even got one of the categories totally right...woo hoo. And I had some other correct ones that I ended up deleting. I'm a little surprised that Babel got so many noms...but on 2nd thought...I should've known that the FOREIGN press would go for a movie focusing on various cultures.
But I'm PISSED that Leonardo DiCaprio got 2 best actor nominations. Not because he doesn't deserve them (he does!)...but being nominated twice in one category could go against him. Voters may split on the two movies he's nominated for, allowing someone else to win. Ditto for Clint Eastwood who was nominated as Best Director twice. Hmmm....a conundrum indeed. They need to reform their nomination process.
Also, I think deciding who is a "lead" and who is a "supporting" actor is BS. Jack Nicholson was a lead in The Departed, but nominated as "supporting". Beyonce was nominated as a lead and Jennifer Hudson as "supporting" even though Hudson supposedly has more screen time. pfft....these awards are so political...such a shame.
