Aha! I think we finally have proof of my earlier theory that Lindsay's wrist bandage was really there to cover up her suicide attempt or cutting marks. Lindsay supposedly broke her wrist shortly after having a huge argument with her mother in public. I always thought the story sounded fishy and for awhile, Lindsay had both wrists bandaged. That's when I suspected that maybe she's really a cutter. She seems like the type of girl who is really emotional and filled with drama and who would threaten suicide just to get to her mom or boyfriends.
Now this pic shows some cuts and scars on Lindsay's wrist. I've never broken my wrist, but I don't THINK it would have those types of marks on it just from breaking it.
In all seriousness, if Lindsay is a cutter or whatever, I hope she gets some help....and maybe while she's getting help for that, she can get help for her other serious illness - crotchflashingitis.
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11:50 PM>6 comments
Date Night
________________________________________________________________ Madonna and Guy take a page from Tom Cruise's parenting book, and head out for a date night without the toddlers. What, she's had her new son David for a whole 2 weeks now, and already she can't wait to get out of the house w/o him. She has also told a London paper that she plans to adopt a Malawian girl soon...hmmm...I wonder whose kid she'll steal this time!?
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11:43 PM>2 comments
Movie Reviews
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This weekend brings me 3 new movie reviews: Lets Go to Prison, Fast Food Nation, and For Your Consideration.
Let's Go to Prison is a really dumb/silly comedy, but I was definitely in the mood for a silly comedy after a long week at work, so I was mildly amused by the flick. It helps that I'm a big Will Arnett fan, and am quickly becoming a Dax Shepard fan. Basically the movie is about these 2 men in prison...one of the men (Shepard) is a career criminal and actually framed Arnett's character as a form of payback. Shepard then attempts to make sure Arnett get's the worst treatment possible in prison. Hey, how often can you say stabbings and anal rapings are funny. Not too often. Still...this is not witty or sophisticated in the very least.
Fast Food Nation is an extremely unfocused movie. It tries to accomplish too much, with too many characters for one movie. I was *mostly* interested in the subplots, and the main plot about the nasties in our processed beef, but it did drag at times. There are a ton of cameos, but the only performance that really stood out to me was by newcomer Catalina Sandino Moreno. I do not recommend paying to see this movie in the theater...and if you DO watch it, don't plan on eating directly afterwards. Or before either...sooo, I guess don't plan on eating most of the day. It does graphically show the slaughtering of cows which is sad and hard to watch...but eating meat is a part of our world and has been for centuries (millenia even).
For Your Consideration is a delightful comedy from the minds of Christopher Guest and Eugene Levy. Guest is famous for his mockumentaries such as Best in Show and Waiting for Guffman. For Your Consideration is NOT one of his typical mockumentaries, but it is a satirical look at the Hollywood film industry. I think Guest used all his "regular" actor friends plus a dozen more because it seemed a bit too full of characters. I don't put it on the same level as Best in Show or Guffman, but it's still a fun romp, especially if you're a fan of his Guest's other films.
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11:20 PM>1 comments
Who the Fuck Are These People!?
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Earlier this week, the Sony Playstation 3 (PS3) fiiiiiiiiinally went on sale after several delays and much anticipation. Gamers lined up days ahead of time to get their hands on a $600 PS3 which is being sold in very limited quantities until next year.
Tomorrow, Sony's biggest competitor, Nintendo, is releasing its newest console, the Wii (pronounced "weeeeeeeeeeee") and once again, gamers are lined up days in advance, around the block just to be one of the first people to own a Wii. The Wii is a mere $250 though....much more affordable to those incomeless children/teens.
So, what the hell is wrong with people that 1) they have the time to spend waiting in lines, 2) they can afford these ridiculously priced consoles/games, 3) they are willing to incite violence over these things, and 4) some of them just plan to sell the consoles on Ebay for a ridiculous amount (one just sold for 9 fucking thousand dollars).
Hey gamers...GET A LIFE and go enjoy the outdoors...or at least do something productive like blog! :)
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11:07 PM>4 comments
Long Live the 80s!
________________________________________________________________ VH1 is airing a special called "The Top 100 Songs of the 80s" where YOU (the people) supposedly voted for your favorite 80s songs. Well the people fucking suck so far. They just put A-Ha's "Take on Me" at #24. Anyone with half a brain knows that "Take on Me" is one of the best...if not THE best 80s song. Grrrr....
It's really hard to narrow down all the great 80s songs to my favorites. With artists like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Prince, Whitney, Duran Duran, The Go-Gos, The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, Wham and MORE...how DOES someone narrow them down?!
Soooo...what are YOUR top 5 or 10 80s songs? Here's my list (but I'll still pretend like YOUR list matters):
10. Material Girl - Madonna 9. What Have I Done to Deserve This - Pet Shop Boys 8. Everything She Wants - Wham 7. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper 6. Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen 5. Strangelove - Depeche Mode 4. When Doves Cry - Prince 3. Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran 2. Take On Me - A-Ha 1. Beat It - Michael Jackson
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1:31 AM>3 comments
who cares!
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Teri Hatcher is reportedly dating one of Eva Longoria's exes - Ste;phen Kay...woooo way to make more friends Teri! Supppposedly this is causing more friction on the set of DesperateHousewives...but I don't really think so. The guy is basically a nobody and Eva must have dated him awhile ago, because she's been with Tony Parker for quite sometime...and before then it was JC Chasez. Whatever...as long as Teri stays away from George Clooney & Ryan Seacrest, I don't care what her cooter is filled with.
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1:24 AM>1 comments
Thursday TV
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Yay...gay jazz-hands Justin was back on Ugly Betty. He is the only reason I even watch that silly show. But he was just as gay as always talking about his fabulous school pageant, decorating the table, and squealing like a little girl when he was given a football "costume" by his dad. You rock little gay justin...
Over on Survivor, some contestants were either about to be cooked or worshipped by local natives who were chanting and dancing. One poor fella was sandwiched in between two "heavy" natives who I think were trying to squeeze his ju ju out.
Over on Grey's...McGay told McBitchy to stop being a robot and be more human...even though, the robot side of her is what will keep his dad alive....ooooh more deepness from that whack show.
AND HELL NO...ABC better not be cancelling 6 Degrees already! Granted, it ain't exactly rivetting...but I wuv Campbell Scott and it has one of the best casts of any tv show. But it hasn't been on for a few weeks and apparently ABC is putting Men in Trees in it's place soon. Don't make me kick your ass ABC! I don't want to live in a world where Anne Heche trumps Campbell Scott!
Finally, on Barbara Walter's special, I learned that Sean Connery is a woman beater and that Richard Gere thinks the biggest misconception about him is that he's "brooding". Uhhh hello Richard??? Maybe that would've been an opportune time to clear up the gerbil in the butt thing.
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12:35 AM>1 comments
Weekend Plans
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Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not Going to the TomKat Wedding...
I can file the callouses off my feet finally!
I can watch the weekend entertainment shows go on and on about Emmit Smith winning and why Britney really left Kevin.
I can watch the new DaVinci Code DVD bonus features and check out all the hidden codes that I apparently missed in the theater since I was trying to pay attention to the fucking plot...silly me.
I won't have to worry about being abducted by scientologists and whisked off in a spaceship and brainwashed.
Me and Oprah can FINALLY do that "girls night out" we've been planning for eons.
I can catch "8 films to Die For" -- scary movies that are "too scary and graphic" for a regular theater release. Ha...take that TomKat! You'll miss out on the 8 films to die for! :P
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12:02 AM>2 comments
Tid Bits
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Michael Flatley, the self proclaimed Lord of the Dance is reportedly "seriously ill" in a London hospital with a mystery illness. Hmmm...perhaps he should have chosen to be a Lord of Medicine or Health instead of Dance. Me thinks the "mystery illness" is really God being pissed by Flatley worshipping himself. Good luck with that one...
Why the fuck is J-Lo going to TomKat's wedding?! I didn't even know the fictional couple was acquainted with J-Lo, but she is apparently planning to attend the nuptials. Teddy C from E online hints that J-Lo and Marc are actually rather chummy with scientologist Leah Remini and that *perhaps* J-Lo is a secret scientologist...or planning to become one. I say NO WAY. Latinos are historically very devoted Catholics...then again, so was Holmes. Maybe J-Lo just wants to attend someone else's wedding for once, instead another one of her own.
People Magazine has named George Clooney as the Sexiest Man Alive this year. Like, DUH! They should just name him sexiest man alive for the next 10 years.
Emmitt Smith wins the cheap piece of shit trophy on Dancing With the Stars and actually seems happy about it. On the other hand, Mario Lopez's partner, Karina VodkaSmirnoff (or something like that) looked pissed. I think she's going to rip Mario's testicles off and feed them to Emmitt after the show. I like the show, but Mario DEFINITELY had some dancing experience. They need to make sure they get stars who can't dance worth shit to keep it good.
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12:52 AM>3 comments
CAPTION THIS WINNER
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Well, thank you to everyone who submitted captions. I appreciate your efforts with a not-so-inspiring photo. Hey...finding photos are hard...if you ever find one you think I should use, email it to me at gi_scarlet13@yahoo.com
Anyways...it was a TOUGH decision...but the winner is.......... Chris MacDonald with:
"Strawbeary ice cream, get your strawbeary ice cream!"
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12:42 AM>0 comments
Caption This Contest
________________________________________________________________ Last day to submit a caption! Odds are great that you'll win a DVD! ****************************************************************************** Okay...this is a totally legit offer...no strings attached. If you want to win a brand new copy, still shrink-wrapped, DVD of Monster House, please e-mail your captions to: gi_scarlet13@yahoo.com. Be sure to put "caption this" in the subject heading. I guarantee that I will only use the information provided to send the winner his/her DVD. I will not publish or sell anyone's email. I will post everyone's captions as I receive them. This Caption This contest closes on Wednesday 11/15/2006 at 8pm PCT. I will email the winner on Thursday to get your name and postal address so I can send you your DVD.
And...even if YOU don't particularly want a Monster House DVD, it will make a nice X-mas present for any kids you may know.
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2:36 AM>5 comments
sick sick sick
________________________________________________________________ Fox plans to air an interview with OJ Simpson where he discusses Nicole's murder and how he WOULD have done if he HAD. There are truly no morals left in Hollywood. I'm sure he's getting paid for this directly or indirectly...and isn't that the same as profitting off of someone's murder? Not much offends me...but this definitely does. No wonder I don't watch Fox...much.
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2:24 AM>4 comments
Benji Returns!!!
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Remember that movie, the Return of Benji??? Well, Benji HAS returned...to Days of Our Lives. Fans from the "old days" remember that Patch and Kayla adopted an adorable deaf boy for a year or so (until his real dad was found or something like that) named Benji. So now that Kayla is dying and Patch still can't remember shit, Benji shows up at the hospital and signs some stuff and then takes off! I hope it wasn't just a one-time appearance...you can't bring back a major character for just one freakin' episode.
So now that I'm on a Days rant...what the HELL is going on with the writing over there? I seriously feel like one week someone with brains is writing, and the next week, a sea slug has taken over. Let's see...Patch remembers Stephanie and Benji, but still not Kayla!? Give me a break...and Stephanie is usually missing from the family mob as they all fret over Kayla, even though Stephanie is just a few doors down in her own hospital room. LAME.
And don't even get me started on how majorly they fucked up my lover EJ Wells...His character is making NO sense these days. He would have been a genuine and GREAT friend/love interest for Sami...but nooooooooo...we have to go BACK to the whole Lucas thing...
And my tummy sorta churns whenever I see John and Marlena together anymore. They used to be my fave...and I still love John, separately...and I like Marlena...but together, I just want to gag. And John always looks like he's going to swallow her face when he kisses her.
Finally....I can't believe Carrie is gone again. Booooo...she's one of my faves and was only around for a year or less. Get rid of Abby and bring back Carrie!
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1:59 AM>1 comments
Gay Feet
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I think I found Toothy Tile and his lover. Talk about an ODD couple...here is Elijah Wood and Robin Williams promoting their stupid looking new movie, Happy Feet. WTF is the deal with penguins lately?
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1:34 AM>2 comments
It's the Ladies' Turn!
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Carpet Munchers Unite!! After all the gays rushing out of the closet, it's finally time for another lesbian to come out. And it's always nice to see hot lesbians, not the Rosie O'Donnell type. Michelle Rodriguez has long been rumored to be a lez, but has never publicly confirmed it. Now, in a recent interview from The Advocate, Michelle's reported girlfriend Kristanna Loken more or less confirms that she and Michelle are a couple.
Actually, I don't really get the interview...what's the stuff about looking upstairs? But those more familiar with gayness and outing people are saying this is confirmation...so I'll trust them.
Oookay, enough with all the closet-opening. Lance Bass did it back when it was cool and hip...now it seems like everyone is just jumping on the "I'm Gay" train. Next thing you know Nathan Lane and Barry Manilow will claim THEY'RE gay...pfft!
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1:19 AM>2 comments
Obscure Stalking
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Chris Cornell has a stalker??? Geeze...these stalking nutsos must be really hard up for victims if they're resorting to someone as obscure as Chris Cornell.
Hey...I was a Soundgarden fan...and I like Audioslave and even one of his solo songs. But your average person probably has no clue who Chris is. This is good news for me though...I'm a just a few ladder rungs below Chris Cornell...so, maybe I'll have a stalker soon (crossing fingers).
Not sure why this freak is threatening Chris' wife and kids...if it was for making a crappy theme song for the latest Bond movie, that'd be understandable...but the article doesn't really say.
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12:25 AM>1 comments
Casino Royale - Early Review
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Don't worry...no spoilers...just a brief review.
I really liked the new James Bond movie - Casino Royale. Admittedly, I'm not a hardcore, die-hard Bond fan...but I have enjoyed the Pierce Brosnan flicks and a Roger Moore one or two. This Bond movie is based on the first Ian Fleming Bond novel and begins as Bond is just becoming a double-0 agent.
Anyways, this has one really great action scene, some romance, and some poker. Does Daniel Craig make a good James Bond? Well, I definitely think so in THIS movie...he's not as smooth/suave as I"m used to seeing James Bond...but since this is supposed to be Bond's first mission, I think Craig's rough-around-the-edges style works. Not sure if he will hold up in subsequent movies though, but I'm willing to give him a chance.
If you like James Bond or action movies, don't miss this one!
And P.S. The best part of this movie is that it does not involve dancing penguins or other animated animals reaking havoc.
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12:14 AM>4 comments
TV Stuff
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Hmmm...must say I was a bit disappointed with tonight's Heroes. It's still the best new 1-hour show on tv right now, but tonight's episode was a snoozefest. Indian (dot not feather) guy went back to India, dumped his dad out in the water, saw some ghosts, and will probably head back to America. What a waste of an episode....and the good/bad guys got Isaac off of the heroin just to juice him back up. WTF! AND...as if that wasn't enough of a waste, Chinese dude is going back in time to save memory chick. I wish I could turn back the clock and get that one hour back.
On the other hand, I'm still really liking Desperate Housewives this week...Julie is finally getting some. And it was great to see Susan's ex back again. That was a classic scene with him where he went from being bad cop with Julie to bad cop with Susan. I'm a bit tired of Plumber Mike walking around in a daze...and the last scene in the new neighbor's basement gave me the willies! EEEGADS! But it can't be what it seems like. It HAS to be something else. That's just too dark to be on such a *light-hearted* show.
GAAAAAH...I don't know how I"m going to make it 13 weeks w/o Lost. But the good news is that Medium will be on Wednesday nights now. I can't wait to see her kids eat more cereal while her husband takes them to and from school since she is out solving mysteries with stud-cop.
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12:00 AM>2 comments
Not so Shocking
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So on-again off-again couple Jude Law and Sienna Miller broke up yesterday. Ummm....yeah....can't say I really care or that I'm surprised. He probably missed boinking the nanny, and she missed being a whore. These two will probably hook up again at some point. She probably saw those recent hideous pics of Jude and realized that without her drunk goggles on, he ain't all that.
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1:47 AM>3 comments
Anna Nicole = Lying Freak
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Okay, I know this news is a few days old, but since I've been computerless...well, I just really wanted to get some of this off my chest.
EEEGADS...was anyone else unfortunate enough to catch all that annoying Anna Nicole shit on Entertainment Tonight last week? First off, I hated all the dramatic promos. You know, I think ET only has about 15 minutes of actual story...then there's 8 minutes of commercials, and 7 minutes of promo-ing what will be on after the next commercial...
"coming up, my EXCLUSIVE, EMOTIONAL, RAW interview with Anna Nicole. She talks about everything...the birth of danielyn, the death of her son daniel, her love of Howard K. Stern, the baby's paternity, why the sky is blue, how she really vomitted herself skinny instead of taking trimspa, what she thinks of my tie, why she prefers to drink mai-tais, how to marry a really rich old dude..." blah blah blah. SHUT UP!
But of course I watched...and my god was that a ridiculous interview. Why didn't Mark Steines ask the obvious question of how she could possibly get "married" or celebrate her union with Stern just days after her son died!?
And I have no doubt that her tears and incoherency over Daniel's death were real, but the whole time I was thinking "I bet she didn't shed ONE tear for her late husband, mr. Moneybags".
And the footage of the actual BIRTH of her daughter was 1) gross, 2)unnecessary and 3) evidence of her being on some pretty heavy drugs.
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1:33 AM>2 comments
Wind it Up
________________________________________________________________ Okay...I loves me the Gwen Stefani, but so far, I'm not a big fan of her new song or video - Wind it Up. I don't really get it. I know Gwen is capable of much better...I think she rushed into this after having her little baby. Hopefully the rest of the album is better. But maybe this song will grow on me at some point. Some of her songs do that. However, I must say that I'm glad popstars are FINALLY sampling from musicals...it's about damn time! I can't wait for Eminem's next song to sample something from "Oklahoma!". I think the refrain "lazy circles in the sky" would be great in a rap song. Check out Gwen's video for yourself...
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1:25 AM>2 comments
OOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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A special happy birthday wish to super freakin' hot Ryan Gosling.
Ryan is hot in the usual way, but he's super ultra hot because he's talented, he doesn't seem to be in to the whole "celebrity" thing, he takes on unique roles in usually smaller films, even though he probably gets scripts for bigger-budget movies.
So happy birthday Gosling...and you and Rachel make a great couple, so don't fuck it up...unless it's to have a lust-filled afair with me. *wink*
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1:06 AM>1 comments
Towels? Are you Fucking Kidding Me?
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One of the richest dudes in celebrity world - Tom Cruise - has generously had several sets of towels, with his and Katie's initials monogrammed on them, prepared as gifts for their wedding guests.
Umm...towels?! Give me a freakin' break! I mean, i totally get it...this wedding feels dirtier than the $2 whore who gave me panty roaches last week, but I'm sure Tom could have at least splurged on some golden statues of Xenu or something!
Fellow freakatologist John Travolta is reportedly going to be flying several guests in on his 747 jumbo jet. How surreal is that? Let's see...a whole plane full of scientologists and bad actors!? Wow...I'm smelling a golden opportunity to rid us of some mucho-annoying peeps. It suuuuure would be sad if that plane crashed into Tom's hotel. Ahhhh....I'm just joking...plane crashes are never funny.
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12:50 AM>1 comments
Breaking Up Ain't So Hard to Do
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This year has seen a multitude of celebrity break-ups including Paul & Heather, Britney & K-Fed, Reese & Ryan, Dave & Carmen, Kate Hudson & Chris Robinson....so, who's next? Note: Aniston & Vaughn are not included in the answers because we all know they aren't REALLY a couple anyways...
