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________________________________________________________________ Due to previous DUIs, Nicole Richie may face mandatory jail time. Pleeeaaaasssseeeee....these partying "stars" never do jail time. Only rappers and famous homemakers do time. Murderers, drugies, and rapists always go free. Boooooo! Richie is also claiming that the vicodin she was caught with is only used once a month when she has bad menstrual cramps. LOL...girlfriend...a chick who weighs under 100 lbs probably doesn't even get periods. Besides...we all know you were coming back from a booty call with your new boyfriend, so I'm guessing you weren't suffering from severe cramps.
Janice Dickinson was hit by a hit-and-run driver while in her car the other day. If Karma has a sense of humor, her face will be permanently damaged and no amount of plastic surgery will get it to look "young" again. ;)
J-LO and Jim Carey may have been brainwashed at TomKat's wedding and are probably becoming scientologists. OY VEY!!! If you super rich folks want to find happiness and throw your money away doing it....give it to me!!!! I'll give you BJs, carpet munchings, therapy sessions or just impart my wisdom upon you to make you happy if you want to give ME your spare change. Don't give it to Tom Cruise and Xenu. They'll never appreciate you the way I will (though I'm sure Tom does give good BJs!).
ATTENTION!!!! Brace yourselves...Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. I repeat Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. Maybe you knew that...but I was CERTAIN that about 10 years ago I heard he had died. And I thought he was dead all this time. So when I read on Genesis' webpage that Gabriel said he would not be joining them on their upcoming tour....I thought "well of course not....DUH! How can a dead man tour with them!?" Then I thought "hmmmm....maybe I'm wrong and he's not dead"....and guess what...he's not. So then, what the hell has he been doing for the last 10 years?! I ain't heard shit from him.
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12:54 AM>2 comments
Golden Globe Noms
________________________________________________________________ Well, in just a few hours the Golden Globe Nominations will be announced. I really don't care much about the GGs. There are too many damn award shows as it is. In my mind there should be - The Oscars, the Emmys, the Tonys, the Grammys, and mmmmmmmmmmaybe the MTV video awards. All other award shows should be canceled. And the sucky thing about the GGs is that some tiny ass group of press people vote & nominate, so the nominations don't always make sense. But, just because I'm bored...here are some of my predictions:
Movie (Drama) The Good Shepherd The Departed Little Children Letters from Iwo Jima The Queen
Movie (Comedy/Musical) Dream Girls Little Miss Sunshine Borat The Devil Wears Prada Thank you for Smoking
Actor (Drama) Forrest Whitaker - The Last King of Scotland Patrick Wilson - Little Children Michael Sheen - the Queen Peter O'Toole - Venus Leonardo DiCaprio - The departed or Blood Diamond
Actress (Drama) Cate Blanchett - the good german Helen Mirren- the queen Judi Dench - letters on a scandal Penelope Cruz - Volver Meryl Streep - Prada
Actor (comedy/musical) Eddie Murphy - dreamgirls Jamie Foxx - dreamgirls Sasha Baron Cohen - Borat Greg Kinnear - LIttle miss sunshine Aaron Eckhart - Thank you for Smoking
Actress (comedy/musical) Jennifer Hudson - dreamgirls Beyonce Knowles - dreamgirls annette bening - running with scissors (even though it was mostly drama) Anne Hathaway - prada abigail Breslin - little miss sunshine Best Director Martin Scorcese - The departed Robert DeNiro - The Good Shepherd Clint Eastwood - Letters from Iwo Jima Bill Condon - Dreamgirls Stephen Frears - The Queen
Okay...I totally have no clue and changed half my answers a ton of times. But...those are my best guesses.
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12:03 AM>5 comments
R.I.P. Peter Boyle
________________________________________________________________ A darn funny man - actor Peter Boyle - passed away today in New York at the age of 71 from multiple myeloma and heart disease. He was recently most well-known as Ray Romano's dad on Everybody Loves Raymond. But many people also remember him as Frankenstein in Mel Brooks' comedy Young Frankenstein. Personally, I remember his funny role in the silly movie Dream Team(a funny movie you should rent one of these days if you haven't seen it). In honor of Peter, here's a clip from Young Frankenstein:
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2:07 AM>2 comments
Shut up Barbara
________________________________________________________________ So Barbara Walters had her 10 most fascinating people show last night. Give me a break! What the hell makes Jay-Z sooooo interesting!? I dunno what the hell she was smokin when she came up with that list, but I'm pretty sure it rhymes with whack.
Here's who *I* would put on my list of most fascinating people of 2006 (in no particular order):
1. Beligerent biggotted celebrities - Mel, Michael Richards, Isaiah Washington 2. Disgusting anorexic celebrities - nicole, kate bosworth, lara flynn boyle 3. Crotch-bearing celebrities - britney, paris, lindsay, mischa 4. Emilio Estevez....cuz I thought he was dead all these years. 5. Carson Daily...cuz it's fascinating how his show has managed to stay on all these years. 6. Whitney Houston, if she ever gets outta rehab and off the pipe 7. Kim Jong Il - cuz let's face it...he's gonna be ruling the world in a few years...may as well start kissing his ass now. 8. Katie Holmes - because I don't think I've actually HEARD her speak since she met Tom Cruise. 9. Star Jones...just cuz I want her and Barbara to go at it (as in fight...not sex...ick!) and rip each others' hair out. 10. Steve Buscemi...just cuz he's freakin' awesome and I would love to know more about him.
So pay attention Babs...and next year, have a better list! Or I'll sick Star on you!
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1:49 AM>4 comments
On the Lot
________________________________________________________________ Attention wannabe filmmakers!!!! Yes...this includes YOU!!!! Reality TV king ummm....what's his name....oh yeah Mark Burnett (creator of Survivor and other such shows) is teaming up with Steven Spielberg to make a Project Runway-esque show for movie directors. I LOVE this idea! I'm already dying to see it. Each week contestants will have to make a short movie for a different genre.
Damn...I wish I had a freakin' camera....I'd totally submit something. Of course, I'd need some ideas, some talent, some actors, and some knowledge of film after I got the camera.Anyways...submissions are due by February 16th. I totally encourage anyone out there to apply. You never know....
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1:06 AM>3 comments
Mr. and Mrs. Perfect
________________________________________________________________ Brangelina were seen together on the red carpet last night for the premiere of her new movie The Good Shepard. Is it just me, or is she looking too thin? She's not in Nicole Richie territory...YET...but that clavicle under her dress looks a little scary and her face looks paler than usual. Maybe she needs to stock up on Brad's blood.
Also, Shiloh has been in hiding for quite sometime. Maybe Shiloh and Suri are being played by the same little actor baby and they take turns parading it around.
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1:14 AM>2 comments
Hepatitis Looks Veddy Nice - High Five!
________________________________________________________________ Hmmmm....I think I see now why the marriage didn't work.
Kid Rock thinks his wife is a whore/slut...and she proves him right. Yep...pretty simple.
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1:10 AM>2 comments
Nicole Richie - Arrested
________________________________________________________________ Nicole Richie was arrested last night for a DUI. People called 911 when they saw Richie's car on an LA freeway completely stopped in the middle of a lane facing the wrong direction. Initially, the cops were certain it was Lindsay Lohan...I mean...when 2/3 of the accidents involve her, it's a safe guess. Richie wasn't drunk, but did admit to being high on weed and vicodin at the time.
One advantage of being anorexic - the cops tried to handcuff her, but she was able to slip out of the handcuffs every time. Unfortunately, with only about 2 functioning brain cells left, it was too taxing to try and run. The 5'1" actress weighed in at only 85 pounds when she was booked.
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12:55 AM>2 comments
Another day, Another Cruise Wedding Party
________________________________________________________________ WEll shit....the Cruise's had their 2nd wedding ceremony this weekend and I still couldn't attend. Ooooh well. I'll be there for the divorce celebration. I"ll even get Katie one of those "happy divorce" cakes with a tiny gay dwarf being beamed up to a spaceship as the bride does cartwheels.
People who were apparently there to celebrate included Steven Speilberg and his wife Kate Capshaw (boooooooooooo), James Van Der Beek (aka Dawson), and some other folks. Still no word on what's up with the Travoltas. I don't think they were at either event. Maybe the scientologists get invited to the third celebration to take place on planet Trinion in the Benzuit galaxy next Thursday.
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12:54 AM>1 comments
Weekend Movie
________________________________________________________________ Well, Apocalypto will probably end up being the weekend's #1 movie. Guess there's a lot of Jew-haters out there who like watching movies. Nah...I actually planned on seeing it, but just didn't get around to it. Maybe next week.
I did however see Blood Diamond. Can I just say how fucccckkkkiiiiiing hot and fuckable Leo is in this movie!? Mmmmmmm mmmmmmm. I'm a sucker for accents and he had pretty much the perfect hair/goatee/tan in this movie.
Why do I love the Leo??? Because 1) despite being a huge "teeny bopper idol" and poster boy a few years back, he never sold out and started making movies just for the money. 2) He's a great actor (even if he's not always in the best movies). 3) He's genuinely concerned about the environment and puts his money where his mouth is when it comes to environmental causes. 4) He has remained friends with Tobey Maguire despite the fact that Tobey is the biggest dork in the acting world and Leo is one of the hottest. That's a true and loyal friend there....and of course 5) he's HOTTTTT!Anyways...having said that...I MIGHT be a little biased towards Blood Diamond, but I thought it was a very good.....if not great...movie.
It sheds light on a problem that hasn't been dealt with on a grand scale before with the blood diamonds. But it also points out the ridiculous game of politics and journalism...what takes precedence on the news, etc. There's a lot of action...and a LOT of violence. The love story is barely there and could use some work. But the love story between Leo and myself was going strong in my head during the movie. I had several nude scenes...but they were tastefully done, so it's okay. Who am I kidding...there was nothing tasteful about it! He ravaged me and I liked it! *blush*
Anyways...if you're a fan of thoughtful and thought-provoking dramas, you'll probably enjoy this one.
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12:29 AM>3 comments
Makes me Wanna HURLey
________________________________________________________________ I used to really like Elizabeth Hurley...but after this recent comment, she just makes me wanna HURL:
All I know is, I want my wedding to be a very, very private affair. I don't want anything to take place in public where it feels like a movie premiere. In the end, famous people only ever end up hanging out with other famous people or in private places because it's just too exhausting to be stared at and bothered the whole time.
Guess what you big-mouthed hag...we commoners don't even give a shit about your wedding or your bastard child. And puhhhhhlease...show me a model/actress who DOESN'T like being stared at and I'll show you the backseat of a cab that doesn't have vagina cooties from Britney Spears!!
