Well, if you haven't heard, NBC announced last week that it's going to make 750 million dollars worth of cutbacks next year. The president of NBC said they will produce less dramas and sitcoms and air more reality shows and game shows. Hmmm...I'm foreseeing shows like The Apprentice's Apprentice or a Dave Coulier-hosted game show where people answer 2nd-grade questions for gift certificates to Chilis or the Olive Garden.
Anyways, I have a few suggestions that might help NBC save some money...
Hire Katie Couric back for the Today Show. You can get rid of Meredith's $40 million contract and prolly get Katie back for like $2 million considering how poor her CBS ratings are.
Move Studio 60 off the pricey Sunset Strip and put it in the heart of Inglewood on Crenshaw Blvd.
Give the folks on Heroes cheaper super powers. Instead of flying and tissue regeneration...they could have super powers like being able to sneeze with their eyes open or being able to release powerful farts anytime they like.
And finally, just keep Al Roker away from the cheese doodles.
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