Ryse Phillispoon No More
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Well Happy Freakin' Halloween to Reese & Ryan's two toddlers. The 2nd best holiday ever for kids and their parents give them a divorce and mommy kicks daddy out of the house. Way to go you two! You couldn't wait 2 extra days to announce your impending separation and give those two little kids just one more happy Halloween? Let alone me! How the hell am *I* suppose to enjoy MY Halloween now!? Fuck you you perfect little freaks!
So, yes...the 2nd most perfect Hollywood couple (behind Brad & Jen of course) have called it quits. I can't say I'm shocked since they got married soooo young and knocked up immediately. But after they passed the 5 year mark, I actually thought they might make it. It's still unclear what led to this split, but according to friends, it's been coming for awhile. Reese had been open and honest about their marriage counseling awhile back.
Some rumors suggest Ryan might be gay...others suggest he has been fooling around on various film sets. A source very close to me who I cannot name for legal reasons says that actually "Reese is a stone-cold bitch with no heart!". Yowza!
Well, more than likely the proceedings for this divorce will be fairly tame and hush-hush...which is good for the kids. But for my own selfish reasons, I hope a lot of dirt on both sides comes out. And although I don't think Ryan is marriage material, if he needs a shoulder to cry on, he can contact me through my blog! :)
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