Well, I learned my lesson...no more Entertainment Tonight for me this week. I like to watch the show to keep up to date on the goings on of Hollywood, and tonight I was particularly interested in the Michael Richards coverage...unfortunately, the majority of the show was dedicated to TomKat's wedding and not just in an objective way, but in a "we're soooo fucking honored to be here covering this super ultra glorious event" way.
GET OVER IT. It's a freakin' wedding. Gawd...Jann Carl apparently thought she was at the Oscars since she was asking all the guests "who they were wearing". Lady, if I don't give a shit who Meryl Streep is wearing at the Oscars, I sure as fuck don't give a shit who Jada Pinkett Smith is wearing to a stupid fake wedding. The Insider was even worse with a minute-by-minute (no exaggeration) account of the wedding day...."at 3:17pm, Katie was seen taking a dump in the vintage toilet".
I would like to think the coverage was a one-day only event...but I'm sure they'll find a way to drag the coverage out...the same way Tom and Katie dragged out their wedding kiss (it was reportedly 3 minutes long and guests were 'playfully' shouting for them to stop). That's disgusting...who has a freakin' 3 minute kiss in front of everyone? Oooh that's right...the dude who REALLY wants people to know he's not gay and truly in love with Katie.
ET reported that Andrea Bocelli sang Ave Maria at the ceremony...I guess he was the only singer who could tolerate the sight of the two enough to not vomit during his song.
Labels: entertainment tonight, ET, jada pinkett smith, jann carl, katie holmes, meryl streep, the insider, tom cruise, tomkat, wedding
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