It's Official...Satan has Katie's Soul
________________________________________________________________ Katie has officially sold her soul to the devil. Tom and Katie wed earlier today in Italy in front of 500 of their closest friends, family, and anyone else who paid enought to attend. And the pair wasted no time in getting their pics to People magazine. Because love and a wedding ceremony is a really intimate and personal thing, right?
This photo screams "Flowers in the Attic" to me:
Katie is obviously pleading for help here to the paparazzi...
Damn you Cruise...you may have won the battle, but you will not win the war! P.S. He must have some major lifts in his shoes for them to be the same height! Or maybe he had part of her femurs removed.
Brooke and J-Lo obviously didn't get the message about not upstaging the bride. Well good for them. And what the fuck is Posh wearing!? The lack of food in her has left her brain the size of a pea...she must think she's at a fashion show. But at least she got the color right for THIS wedding.
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