Panties for Poverty
________________________________________________________________ World News Incorporated has just released a press statement that a new charity fund has been started called "Panties for Poverty". The goal of this charity is to raise money for poor chiluns everywhere from here in the states, to Africa, to Cambodia, and yes, even Iceland. Some of you may have been wondering why so many pantiless celebrity crotches have been popping up -- well this is the answer.
Generous celebs like Firecrotch Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, and now even Britney Spears are doing away with their panties until 10 billion dollars is raised to fund the impoverished children. Unfortunately, the only male celebrity to partake thus far is Steve O. And I don't think he'll raise much money by bearing all. So reach deep into your pockets (not for too long though) and give to this charity so that these sad freezing crotches can be covered once again.
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