Two More Bite the Dust
________________________________________________________________ Hello? Am I alive? Are you there God? It's me, Papa Razzi.
Hmmm....I must still be alive...God's not answering and it's too cold in this chair to be hell. Well, there goes my theory that the world would end if SugarTits Anderson and Kid Rock didn't make it as a couple. Yep, the greasy twosome have called it quits after exhausting all possibilities to salvage their 3 (?) month marriage.
And Hilary Duff must be taking her life cues from Anderson, because she too announced a split from boyfriend Joel Madden after 2-ish years together (sorry, I'm not up on my Duffology at the moment).
Oh deary me deary my...if Pamela Anderson and Hilary Duff can't make relationships work...what hope is there for me???? Oh that's right, I actually have a brain and ummm....well, that's about it I guess. Hopefully I'll find a guy who doesn't care about personality, looks, sense of humor, or money...cuz I can't offer any of that!
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