Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not Going to the TomKat Wedding...
I can file the callouses off my feet finally!
I can watch the weekend entertainment shows go on and on about Emmit Smith winning and why Britney really left Kevin.
I can watch the new DaVinci Code DVD bonus features and check out all the hidden codes that I apparently missed in the theater since I was trying to pay attention to the fucking plot...silly me.
I won't have to worry about being abducted by scientologists and whisked off in a spaceship and brainwashed.
Me and Oprah can FINALLY do that "girls night out" we've been planning for eons.
I can catch "8 films to Die For" -- scary movies that are "too scary and graphic" for a regular theater release. Ha...take that TomKat! You'll miss out on the 8 films to die for! :P
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