Angie & Jen...Make Peace or Fuck Off?
________________________________________________________________ So last week's mags and tabloids were focused on the fact that Angelina Jolie said she would be open to meeting Jennifer Aniston and talking things over. The ball's in Jennifer's court now I guess.
Hmmm....what is there to talk over Angie??? Here's how I envision the talk going...
Angelina: Helloooo Jennifer. How are you?
Jennifer (with arms crossed and smoking a ciggy): How the fuck do you think I'm doing?
Angelina: Well, I'm sorry if you've been hurt. Brad and I just couldn't deny our feelings any longer. You know he really wanted a family -
Jennifer: Yeah bitch...I do know that. I was his WIFE before you came along with your goody goody ambassador crap and pouty lips.
Angelina: You know, you really should try adopting foreign babies. I used to be so unhappy like you are...but once I looked into Mad's eyes, I knew my life had a purpose and I've been so happy ever since.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? And did your life's purpose include stealing my husband!?
Angelina: Gosh, I had no idea you'd take it this badly. I'm starting to feel bad. What if I give you baby Shiloh as a peace offering? I'm not really that fond of the little white brat. I like my babies to come from other countries anyways...makes my image look better. Brad feels bad too...and said he'd be okay with giving you Shiloh since we already have 3 more adoptions in the queue and another bun in the oven.
Jennifer: Oh yeah...just what I need...a little screaming brat running around the house. Nah, you keep her. I'm gonna go screw Billy Bob and swap viles of blood with him.
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