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________________________________________________________________ This just in...Britney Spears apparently made it through an ENTIRE weekend without flashing her cooch! *whew* This is a major triumph for the soon-to-be-divorced singer. Even more surprising, she seemed to get her memory back and remember that she does in FACT have at least one child. Maybe by the end of the week she'll remember she has TWO kids and actually stay home and take care of them....shit, I know, I'm expecting way too much.
And just because I'm trying to be a LITTLE more positive...kudos to all the young starlets out there who are not constantly photographed 1) w/o panties, 2) being held up by Paris Hilton, or 3) with alcohol in their hands. People like Kirsten Drunkst, Michelle Trachtenberg, Scarlett Johansson (though she's too busy having sex with older men to go out partying), and ummm...I'm sure there's at least one or two more.
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