R.I.P MAX
________________________________________________________________ George Clooney recently lost his pet pig Max after a 18 year relationship together. George, if you're reading this...I send my condolences to you and I know Max is resting peacefully up in hog heaven. But I know there will be many nights to come where you'll be lonely late at night...and want something large and smelly to cuddle up to. And I'm telling you now, you're welcome over at my place ANYTIME you want. Many of my exes have told me I may as well live in a pig sty and that when I don't shower for a week at a time, they would PREFER to be sleeping next to a pot-bellied pig. I'm here for you in your time of need George. *wiiiiink*
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