A Letter to Britney from SPF
________________________________________________________________ Britney posted some shit on her website trying to be all cute and funny about her recent partying and lack of panties. Here's a screen cap from her website:Well, I happen to have a little time machine in my closet, so I went to the future, and was able to get a statement from MC SPF 420 (that's Sean Preston's rap name in the future). Here's what he wrote for me to tell his mom:
Dear Mom, if you're able to read this yet, I just want you 2 no that my life is kick azz and that you shunt fill 2 bad about how me and JJ turned out. Yeah, it wuz ruff hav'n 2 live wit pops yo and our 13 udder step bros and sisses at furst. But pops really helped us out wit our muzic talent and shit. I know you had to do your thing with all the drink'n 'n party'n. Pops said you wuz really a lezbo, and I'm down wit dat 'n shit. Then you ended up in da hospital for 2 years wit dat serious klamidia super strain or whatever it was called. The story in People was great tho...and no celebrity eva got so many damn panties sent to their hospital room b4. We wuz all real proud. N E waze, I no u ain't bin able 2 think rite since u died from alcohol poison'n and da docs brought u back from the dead...but I hopes u git beda soon. Lil' JJ only gots 2 more years of time to do after poppin' a cap in that ole bitch Lindsay Lohan's ass. That bitch had it comin' after she left dad and took all our dope with her.
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