Shut up Barbara
________________________________________________________________ So Barbara Walters had her 10 most fascinating people show last night. Give me a break! What the hell makes Jay-Z sooooo interesting!? I dunno what the hell she was smokin when she came up with that list, but I'm pretty sure it rhymes with whack.
Here's who *I* would put on my list of most fascinating people of 2006 (in no particular order):
1. Beligerent biggotted celebrities - Mel, Michael Richards, Isaiah Washington 2. Disgusting anorexic celebrities - nicole, kate bosworth, lara flynn boyle 3. Crotch-bearing celebrities - britney, paris, lindsay, mischa 4. Emilio Estevez....cuz I thought he was dead all these years. 5. Carson Daily...cuz it's fascinating how his show has managed to stay on all these years. 6. Whitney Houston, if she ever gets outta rehab and off the pipe 7. Kim Jong Il - cuz let's face it...he's gonna be ruling the world in a few years...may as well start kissing his ass now. 8. Katie Holmes - because I don't think I've actually HEARD her speak since she met Tom Cruise. 9. Star Jones...just cuz I want her and Barbara to go at it (as in fight...not sex...ick!) and rip each others' hair out. 10. Steve Buscemi...just cuz he's freakin' awesome and I would love to know more about him.
So pay attention Babs...and next year, have a better list! Or I'll sick Star on you!
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