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________________________________________________________________ Due to previous DUIs, Nicole Richie may face mandatory jail time. Pleeeaaaasssseeeee....these partying "stars" never do jail time. Only rappers and famous homemakers do time. Murderers, drugies, and rapists always go free. Boooooo! Richie is also claiming that the vicodin she was caught with is only used once a month when she has bad menstrual cramps. LOL...girlfriend...a chick who weighs under 100 lbs probably doesn't even get periods. Besides...we all know you were coming back from a booty call with your new boyfriend, so I'm guessing you weren't suffering from severe cramps.
Janice Dickinson was hit by a hit-and-run driver while in her car the other day. If Karma has a sense of humor, her face will be permanently damaged and no amount of plastic surgery will get it to look "young" again. ;)
J-LO and Jim Carey may have been brainwashed at TomKat's wedding and are probably becoming scientologists. OY VEY!!! If you super rich folks want to find happiness and throw your money away doing it....give it to me!!!! I'll give you BJs, carpet munchings, therapy sessions or just impart my wisdom upon you to make you happy if you want to give ME your spare change. Don't give it to Tom Cruise and Xenu. They'll never appreciate you the way I will (though I'm sure Tom does give good BJs!).
ATTENTION!!!! Brace yourselves...Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. I repeat Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. Maybe you knew that...but I was CERTAIN that about 10 years ago I heard he had died. And I thought he was dead all this time. So when I read on Genesis' webpage that Gabriel said he would not be joining them on their upcoming tour....I thought "well of course not....DUH! How can a dead man tour with them!?" Then I thought "hmmmm....maybe I'm wrong and he's not dead"....and guess what...he's not. So then, what the hell has he been doing for the last 10 years?! I ain't heard shit from him.
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