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2:18 AM>5 comments
Happy Holidays
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of my loyal readers.
Sorry the posts have been a bit sporadic...been busy with holiday festivities - you know, when you're as famous as I am, you have at least 3 parties/day to go to! Ha...I wish! Actually I've been babysitting Britney's kids so she can go out and party!
Annnnywhooo...I don't know if I'll have access to a computer over the next few days or not. But I will definitely be posting again after the 26th. And I even have a LITTLE surprise when I return.
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3:22 AM>4 comments
Patricia Heaton is So Fucking Annoying
________________________________________________________________ When I was watching my daily dose of Conan, I had to cringe at yet another Patricia Heaton interview. She's the wife from Everybody Loves Raymond. You know, the show that is no longer running! So who the hell does she think she is that she's important enough to keep doing interviews!?!?
She showed up to Conan wearing a stupid white sweatshirt...she said her dress was too low cut. If it was too low cut for her, it must have been slit down to her vajayjay. Well, that hasn't stopped her in the past from showing off her fake ta-tas and going on and on about her looks.
In the past, this bitch has attacked other celebs for lying about plastic surgery, fought against stem-cell research, and pretty much just yapped about whatever she wanted thinking anyone gives a damn who she is.
On Conan the other night she flat-out admitted to reading her son's emails and text messages and got angry when the crowd boo'ed her and said everyone should be snooping. Maybe if she knew how to raise her kids right, she wouldn't need to be snooping so much...let alone embarrass the poor kid on national TV.
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3:16 AM>7 comments
Movie Trailers
________________________________________________________________ As a child of the 80s, I was a semi-fan of the cartoon "The Transformers". (I prefer GI Joe and He-Man though). Anyways, the newest trailer for the mega-blockbuster movie being released this July is out. You can view it here. I must say, I wasn't that excited about this movie at first, but this new trailer definitely looks pretty cool. CGI definitely has its benefits! Too bad they couldn't get better stars for the movie.
There is also a trailer for Ocean's 13, which I haven't been able to view yet. Let me know if Brad & George look sexy as usual...
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3:03 AM>1 comments
Celebrity Feuds
________________________________________________________________ I'm a fairly opinionated person. I enjoy a good debate, because there's usually one side I feel more strongly about than another. But now, thanks to ferrett-haired Trump and Bitchie O'Gripey, I'm really not sure whose side I"m on. Basically, Rosie O'Donnell who can never keep her fat yap shut and is apparently trying to piss off everyone she can, launched a tirade on The View yesterday about what a loser Donald Trump is for giving Miss America a 2nd chance. Well, Donald responded (because let's face it, he'll use any excuse he can for publicity right now to help out his dying franchise The Apprentice) by saying he was going to sue Rosie and he flat-out called her fat and talked about her fat mouth. I did get some slight amusement from that.
Here are two grown adults, calling each other names in the media. I think they could both use some more time with role model Tara Conner (miss USA). I'm starting to wish there was a REAL celebrity deathmatch show where 2 celebrities beat the crap out of each other until one either dies or promises to never talk to the media again.
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2:29 AM>6 comments
Soup....There it is...Soup There it is...
________________________________________________________________ So Justin Timberlake hosted SNL this past weekend, and a digital short he did with Andy Samberg called "Dick in a Box" is gathering a lot of buzz. It was funny (although I mostly appreciated the cheesey late 80s/early 90s vibe). You can now see the uncensored version of the video here.
However, I preferred the "Soup There it is/Give it on up for Homelessville" skit. There's just something about JT in a soup costume that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. So check it out!
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1:19 AM>1 comments
Suvivor Hates Whitey
________________________________________________________________ Survivor's season finale aired Sunday night. I didn't watch much of it this season, but did catch a few episodes. This season started with a racial experiment by dividing the groups ethnically - white, hispanic, black, asian. So the final four players consisted of 2 asians, a black, and a hispanic. I think one thing is clear by this "experiment"...all the other races hate the white dudes. Booooo. Well, can you guess who won? Hmmm...think hard-working, smart, successful...that's right...an asian...and a dude too. He claims he wanted to win the contest to help break asian stereotypes. Well, way to go you successful, smart, hard-working asian dude. Don't shame your family, or you'll have to kill yourself.
I was disappointed Ozzy didn't win. He was the hispanic dude...and he even teared up in the final tribal council over his biological dad who abandoned him as a kid. Ozzy was awesome in the few episodes I did see. He definitely dominated the game athletically. I'm sure that's from all the car washes and crop fields he worked in!
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1:01 AM>2 comments
Die Hard 4 Trailer
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Sheesh...here's the new teaser for Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard. I dunno...I'm not exactly excited about this, but I am more of a Bruce Willis fan now than I was during the original Die Hards...so, maybe I will be into this in a few months. Who knows.
On an old geezer making more sequels sidenote - I saw Rocky Balboa today (aka Rocky VI) and it was actually fairly good. It was probably closer to the original than any of the other sequels in terms of heart and inspiration. If you can get over Stallone looking a little freakish, it's pretty good stuff. So be sure to see it! Cuz nothing screams Christmas movie like dudes beating the shit out of each other! :)
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3:41 AM>4 comments
Angie & Jen...Make Peace or Fuck Off?
________________________________________________________________ So last week's mags and tabloids were focused on the fact that Angelina Jolie said she would be open to meeting Jennifer Aniston and talking things over. The ball's in Jennifer's court now I guess.
Hmmm....what is there to talk over Angie??? Here's how I envision the talk going...
Angelina: Helloooo Jennifer. How are you?
Jennifer (with arms crossed and smoking a ciggy): How the fuck do you think I'm doing?
Angelina: Well, I'm sorry if you've been hurt. Brad and I just couldn't deny our feelings any longer. You know he really wanted a family -
Jennifer: Yeah bitch...I do know that. I was his WIFE before you came along with your goody goody ambassador crap and pouty lips.
Angelina: You know, you really should try adopting foreign babies. I used to be so unhappy like you are...but once I looked into Mad's eyes, I knew my life had a purpose and I've been so happy ever since.
Jennifer: Oh yeah? And did your life's purpose include stealing my husband!?
Angelina: Gosh, I had no idea you'd take it this badly. I'm starting to feel bad. What if I give you baby Shiloh as a peace offering? I'm not really that fond of the little white brat. I like my babies to come from other countries anyways...makes my image look better. Brad feels bad too...and said he'd be okay with giving you Shiloh since we already have 3 more adoptions in the queue and another bun in the oven.
Jennifer: Oh yeah...just what I need...a little screaming brat running around the house. Nah, you keep her. I'm gonna go screw Billy Bob and swap viles of blood with him.
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3:08 AM>2 comments
Golden Gripes
________________________________________________________________ Wow...I didn't do too bad in my Golden Globe guesses. I even got one of the categories totally right...woo hoo. And I had some other correct ones that I ended up deleting. I'm a little surprised that Babel got so many noms...but on 2nd thought...I should've known that the FOREIGN press would go for a movie focusing on various cultures.
But I'm PISSED that Leonardo DiCaprio got 2 best actor nominations. Not because he doesn't deserve them (he does!)...but being nominated twice in one category could go against him. Voters may split on the two movies he's nominated for, allowing someone else to win. Ditto for Clint Eastwood who was nominated as Best Director twice. Hmmm....a conundrum indeed. They need to reform their nomination process.
Also, I think deciding who is a "lead" and who is a "supporting" actor is BS. Jack Nicholson was a lead in The Departed, but nominated as "supporting". Beyonce was nominated as a lead and Jennifer Hudson as "supporting" even though Hudson supposedly has more screen time. pfft....these awards are so political...such a shame.
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2:50 AM>3 comments
Tidbits
________________________________________________________________ Due to previous DUIs, Nicole Richie may face mandatory jail time. Pleeeaaaasssseeeee....these partying "stars" never do jail time. Only rappers and famous homemakers do time. Murderers, drugies, and rapists always go free. Boooooo! Richie is also claiming that the vicodin she was caught with is only used once a month when she has bad menstrual cramps. LOL...girlfriend...a chick who weighs under 100 lbs probably doesn't even get periods. Besides...we all know you were coming back from a booty call with your new boyfriend, so I'm guessing you weren't suffering from severe cramps.
Janice Dickinson was hit by a hit-and-run driver while in her car the other day. If Karma has a sense of humor, her face will be permanently damaged and no amount of plastic surgery will get it to look "young" again. ;)
J-LO and Jim Carey may have been brainwashed at TomKat's wedding and are probably becoming scientologists. OY VEY!!! If you super rich folks want to find happiness and throw your money away doing it....give it to me!!!! I'll give you BJs, carpet munchings, therapy sessions or just impart my wisdom upon you to make you happy if you want to give ME your spare change. Don't give it to Tom Cruise and Xenu. They'll never appreciate you the way I will (though I'm sure Tom does give good BJs!).
ATTENTION!!!! Brace yourselves...Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. I repeat Peter Gabriel is NOT dead. Maybe you knew that...but I was CERTAIN that about 10 years ago I heard he had died. And I thought he was dead all this time. So when I read on Genesis' webpage that Gabriel said he would not be joining them on their upcoming tour....I thought "well of course not....DUH! How can a dead man tour with them!?" Then I thought "hmmmm....maybe I'm wrong and he's not dead"....and guess what...he's not. So then, what the hell has he been doing for the last 10 years?! I ain't heard shit from him.
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12:54 AM>2 comments
Golden Globe Noms
________________________________________________________________ Well, in just a few hours the Golden Globe Nominations will be announced. I really don't care much about the GGs. There are too many damn award shows as it is. In my mind there should be - The Oscars, the Emmys, the Tonys, the Grammys, and mmmmmmmmmmaybe the MTV video awards. All other award shows should be canceled. And the sucky thing about the GGs is that some tiny ass group of press people vote & nominate, so the nominations don't always make sense. But, just because I'm bored...here are some of my predictions:
Movie (Drama) The Good Shepherd The Departed Little Children Letters from Iwo Jima The Queen
Movie (Comedy/Musical) Dream Girls Little Miss Sunshine Borat The Devil Wears Prada Thank you for Smoking
Actor (Drama) Forrest Whitaker - The Last King of Scotland Patrick Wilson - Little Children Michael Sheen - the Queen Peter O'Toole - Venus Leonardo DiCaprio - The departed or Blood Diamond
Actress (Drama) Cate Blanchett - the good german Helen Mirren- the queen Judi Dench - letters on a scandal Penelope Cruz - Volver Meryl Streep - Prada
Actor (comedy/musical) Eddie Murphy - dreamgirls Jamie Foxx - dreamgirls Sasha Baron Cohen - Borat Greg Kinnear - LIttle miss sunshine Aaron Eckhart - Thank you for Smoking
Actress (comedy/musical) Jennifer Hudson - dreamgirls Beyonce Knowles - dreamgirls annette bening - running with scissors (even though it was mostly drama) Anne Hathaway - prada abigail Breslin - little miss sunshine Best Director Martin Scorcese - The departed Robert DeNiro - The Good Shepherd Clint Eastwood - Letters from Iwo Jima Bill Condon - Dreamgirls Stephen Frears - The Queen
Okay...I totally have no clue and changed half my answers a ton of times. But...those are my best guesses.
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12:03 AM>5 comments
R.I.P. Peter Boyle
________________________________________________________________ A darn funny man - actor Peter Boyle - passed away today in New York at the age of 71 from multiple myeloma and heart disease. He was recently most well-known as Ray Romano's dad on Everybody Loves Raymond. But many people also remember him as Frankenstein in Mel Brooks' comedy Young Frankenstein. Personally, I remember his funny role in the silly movie Dream Team(a funny movie you should rent one of these days if you haven't seen it). In honor of Peter, here's a clip from Young Frankenstein:
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2:07 AM>2 comments
Shut up Barbara
________________________________________________________________ So Barbara Walters had her 10 most fascinating people show last night. Give me a break! What the hell makes Jay-Z sooooo interesting!? I dunno what the hell she was smokin when she came up with that list, but I'm pretty sure it rhymes with whack.
Here's who *I* would put on my list of most fascinating people of 2006 (in no particular order):
1. Beligerent biggotted celebrities - Mel, Michael Richards, Isaiah Washington 2. Disgusting anorexic celebrities - nicole, kate bosworth, lara flynn boyle 3. Crotch-bearing celebrities - britney, paris, lindsay, mischa 4. Emilio Estevez....cuz I thought he was dead all these years. 5. Carson Daily...cuz it's fascinating how his show has managed to stay on all these years. 6. Whitney Houston, if she ever gets outta rehab and off the pipe 7. Kim Jong Il - cuz let's face it...he's gonna be ruling the world in a few years...may as well start kissing his ass now. 8. Katie Holmes - because I don't think I've actually HEARD her speak since she met Tom Cruise. 9. Star Jones...just cuz I want her and Barbara to go at it (as in fight...not sex...ick!) and rip each others' hair out. 10. Steve Buscemi...just cuz he's freakin' awesome and I would love to know more about him.
So pay attention Babs...and next year, have a better list! Or I'll sick Star on you!
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1:49 AM>4 comments
On the Lot
________________________________________________________________ Attention wannabe filmmakers!!!! Yes...this includes YOU!!!! Reality TV king ummm....what's his name....oh yeah Mark Burnett (creator of Survivor and other such shows) is teaming up with Steven Spielberg to make a Project Runway-esque show for movie directors. I LOVE this idea! I'm already dying to see it. Each week contestants will have to make a short movie for a different genre.
Damn...I wish I had a freakin' camera....I'd totally submit something. Of course, I'd need some ideas, some talent, some actors, and some knowledge of film after I got the camera.Anyways...submissions are due by February 16th. I totally encourage anyone out there to apply. You never know....
